...................ADVENT 22
A TV station in the USA rings up the British ambassador and asks him what he'd like for Christmas. ''I couldn't
possibly accept gifts in my position,'' says the ambassador. The TV station insists and says he can have anything he wants no matter how big or how small. ''Well'' says the ambassador, ''If you insist I suppose I could accept a small box of chocolates.'' A month later the ambassador is watching TV when the news presenter says, ''A while back we asked a number of ambassadors what they'd like for Christmas. The French ambassador said he'd like
universal peace. The German ambassador said he'd like prosperity for the world's poor. And the British ambassador said he'd like a small box of candy.''
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Ding dong merrily on high >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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~~ IT'S A CRACKER
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder
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KOTC
Blessed is the season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
So angry
