....................ADVENT
..........................Turkey story
A new young bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs. he doesn't appreciate what I do for him.
''Now ,now.'' her mother comforted,'' I am sure it was all a misunderstanding.''
''No , mother you don't understand . I bought a frozen turkey breast and
he yelled and screamed at me about the price,''
''Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate,'' says her mum,'' Those turkey breasts are only a few quid,''
''No mother it wasn't the price of the turkey. It was the aeroplane ticket,''
Aeroplane ticket......What did you need an aeroplane ticket for?''
''Well mother ,when I went to cook it, I looked at the directions on the packet
and it said cook in frozen state, so I flew to Alaska.''
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~Sing.
''I'm dreaming of a white Christmas''
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~It's a cracker
Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza.
The sales girl asked him,''Do you want your usual ?
Deep pan,crisp and even?''
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~KOTC
BREATHE EASY= FRIENDSHIP