...................................ADVENT
On Christmas Eve, I decided it would be nice to buy my wife a little gift for the next day.
I'm always short of money, I thought long and hard about what the Christmas present might be.
Unable to decide, I entered a well known store and in the cosmetics section I asked the sales girl,'' How about
some perfume?'' She showed me a bottle costing £75
''Too expensive'' I muttered to her.
The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for £50.
''Oh dear'' I groused
Growing rather annoyed at my meanness, the sales girl brought out at a tiny £10 bottle and offered it to me.
I became really agitated, ''What ,I mean,'' I whined ''is I'd like to see something really cheap.''
So the sales girl handed me a mirror !!!
I mean ! where is the spirit of Christmas nowadays ?
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~SING
Oh little town of Bethlehem
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~CRACKER
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him !
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KOTC
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
Go along to your local group for some festive friendship
