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Santa is walking around the square in town which has a clock tower ,
when someone asks him if he would like to buy the clock,
Santa agrees.
Give me a thousand pounds and I'll go and get the ladder, took the thousand pounds and off he went.
Having waited for several hours Santa reckons he has been made a fool of by the man.
On the next day Santa is again walking in the same square and the same man as
before again asks him if he would like to buy the clock.
''Give me a thousand pounds and I'll go get a ladder'',
Santa gives him another thousand pounds and says
''Oye, I am not a fool .This time you wait and I'll go get the ladder''
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~SING
Rocking around the christmas tree......
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~CRACKER
Why are xmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
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