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I Just had to

A frog goes into a bank and

approaches the teller. He

can see from her nameplate

that her name is Patricia

Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get

a £30,000 loan to take a

holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in

disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is

Kermit Jagger, his dad is

Mick Jagger, and that it's

okay, he knows the bank

manager.

Patty explains that he will

need to secure the loan with

some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have

this," and produces a tiny

porcelain elephant, about an

inch tall, bright pink and

perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains

that she'll have to consult

with the bank manager and

disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and

says, "There's a frog called

Kermit Jagger out there who

claims to know you and wants

to borrow £30,000, and he

wants to use this as

collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink

elephant. "I mean, what in

the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back

at her and says.

"It's a knickknack, Patty

Whack. Give the frog a loan,

His old man's a Rolling

Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you?

Yeah, I know you are..)

Never take life too seriously!

Come on now, you grinned, I

know you did.

Have a great weekend

Berwick xxx

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Suzy6

Good Morning Berwick, hope you are on the up. Yep I'm singing and grinning. So glad you are back.

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breather

Good morning Berwick. Yea that's a good un lol.

I hope you are well

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SecondLife

singing and grinning, a good start to my day for Christmas shopping

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jools

Yep - singing and grinning. Good morning Berwick, keep well.

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pollyjj

How could I not grin, hope you are on the mend.

polly xx

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medow

Lol. X

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ptliverpool

I do wish I could remember jokes. This is a cracker :)

PT x

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Ratatouille

Nice one- sounds like you're starting to feel a bit better

Heard that one before, but it's a good 'un xx

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Mavary

Oh no! Dear oh dear. What are you like?

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Towse1950

Glad your back looked everyday for your laughter.......keep them rolling and thank you for making me smile.........look after yourself.....xx Audrey. Jersey

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wowsa

So glad to see you back and, yes, that's a good 'un.

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KingoftheCocktails

Posted that one before,it 's always good for a laugh

KOTC

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undine

yes singing and enjoying thank you x

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