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You will be in stitches with this one...........be warned!

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........ A frog goes into a bank and approaches the girl at the counter.He can see from her name badge that her name is Patricia Whack.

..........''Miss Whack ,I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.''

...........Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

...........The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,his dad is Mick Jagger,and that it's okay,he knows the bank manager.

............Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

............The frog says,''Sure.I have this,''and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,about an inch tall,bright pink and perfectly formed.

...........Very confused,Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

............She finds the manager and says,''There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow£30,000,and he wants to use this as collateral.''

............She holds up the tiny pink elephant.''I mean,what in the world is this?''

............The manager looks back at her and says.

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....''It's a knickknack ,Patty Whack.

......Give the frog a loan,

.......His old man's a Rolling Stone.''

(You're singing it,aren't you? Yeah I know you are..))

Never take life too seriously!

Come on now,you grinned,...........I know you did.

Richard

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azaard profile image
azaard

Nice one grinning from ear to ear:D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toazaard

Croaking from one side to the other

Crazy as a frog,,wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahhahahahahha :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Oh croaky,croaky ,croaky!

That's funny hehe

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

That got you Croakin!

Grinning from ear to ear..... LOL

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Croaking from one to the other

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sillywitch

Oh god, you heard me singing? sorry couldn't help myself :D nice one King :D xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tosillywitch

I thought you were the perfect CROAKER,sounded nice

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sillywitch in reply toKingoftheCocktails

ye jest, there isn't a bucket in the world that could carry my voice :D xx

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tanyamarie

love it, and I was singing too!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply totanyamarie

Makes you Croak.doesn't it?

Good one

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

That was a reak CROAKER

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jandan

ROFL :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tojandan

Right On Frogs Lips???????????????

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copdber

I've just had a big spoon of my daily tonic can't wait for tomorrows. xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tocopdber

Frog will pour you your daily tonic.CROAK(promise)

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hufferpuffer

I'm laughing like a frog! croak! croak! :D XXX

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohufferpuffer

He went croakedy croakedy croakedy croak

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limbobimbo

Brilliant !!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolimbobimbo

A big big Croaky shine.

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Poppin

Grinning and singing, guilty as charged lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toPoppin

You will be up before the CROAK in the morning

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Puffthemagicdragon

Hehe. Keep 'em coming ! :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toPuffthemagicdragon

I will keep on CROAKING for all my dear friends

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pedr

Brilliant you made my day thank you

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KingoftheCocktails in reply topedr

I'll CROAK to that.

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thatcham1939

hi good one King

hubby and I had a good laugh.

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tothatcham1939

What a CROAKER Eh.

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Hecter

I tried to sing it but I had a frog in my throat

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toHecter

Got you all CROAKED up

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