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Be warned - your spouse will find you out!!!

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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the wife looks over at him and says...

WIFE:

"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND:

"Definitely not!"

WIFE:

"Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:

"Of course I do..."

WIFE:

"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND:

"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:

"You would?"(with a hurt look)

HUSBAND:

(makes audible groan)

WIFE:

"Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:

"Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE:

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:

"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:

"Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:

"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE:

"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:

"That would seem like the proper thing to do.."

WIFE:

"Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND:

"No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE:

"Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND:

"Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE:

"Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND:

"No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: --

silence--

HUSBAND:

"Sugar!"

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peege

haha,nice one Wowser

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Puffthemagicdragon

:)

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sadie1951

Ha ha, a man probably would slip up like that, us women are much more clever! ;-) Sadie xx

Loved it Wowser! You do have some beautys! xxx

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appyalison

:-) :-) :-) :-)

Brilliant Wowsa, as always. xxx

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Mocarey

Absolutely hysterical

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Suzy6

Love it wowsa but Sadie is right a woman would have been to clever to reveal so much.

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Mavary

Brilliant! Wowsa

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silversurfer

And the moral is don't ask silly questions :) :)

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Mummywummy

Really funny

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undine

very good lol thank you xx

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junespoon

Great X

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Durcot

Hahaha funny, that made my day.

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