Good morning sleepy heads those that were able to get a full nights sleep, I think someone was playing a trick on me and filled my pillows with rocks, because no matter how many times I beat them I could not find a comfortable spot and even when I did get to sleep I was dreaming I was awake, so it looks like its a Zombie day today for me, maybe if I wear a bright coloured shirt it will make me look more awake. So just incase I doze off when you are writing do it loud so I can hear you. Have a really lovely day, and if I write a blonde joke its means I am always thinking of you lovely ladies. "Who shouted bullsh*t"
A wife and her husband were sleeping when the neighbour's dog started barking and wakes them up. The wife sighs, shakes her fist and says "You wait till you see what I am going to do to those next door!"
She runs out the house and five minutes later she comes back with a big smile on her face. The husband asks "What did you do?"
I took the dog from their garden and put it in ours, now lets see how they like it having the neighbours dog barking all night.
Right something to think about.
I put £20 in a box. So do you.The box now contains £40 right. I then sell the box to you for £30. Then we both walk away with £10 profit.
Get those cobwebs working and smile you could be on candid camera. xxx Fred.
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Morning my pal colours, the sun is shining and there is a light breeze coming in off the sea, what more can I ask for other than to know you are still smiling under that mask. xxx Fred
I was late late for a very important date, sorry about that :)Sgt Major will buck up in future I except any punishment dealt out, but be gentle with me. lol Suns out enjoy xxx
Good morning Fred...the sun's out here again so it's going to be a lovely day. Hopefully you'll get a better nights sleep tonight Fred, have you tried a relaxation tape?
Morning huff I am sure it will go well, go in smiling and see if they smile back. I tried a catnap but the purrring kept waking me up. Lots of hugs xxx
Lyd12 look you put 20 in with my 20 =40 so you then pay a further 30 so you are buying my 20 plus one of your own 10's are you getting there now love.? xxx
Morning Fred, shame you had a bad night, perhaps you can doze in the garden today.
I am going to take hubby out for a ride in the sunshine today will only be the second time he has been out since Christmas, although he can't really see much it is still good to be out in the fresh air.
The box wasn't empty there was already £20 in it. I assume that £20 had been put in by the previous owner. So the box contained £60 not £40. So you and I both get £10 profit. Have a good day.
Sorry you didn't get a good nights sleep Fred. Sometimes it's hard to switch off too besides the rocks in the pillows. I was up at 6.30 after 3 hours kip. Still sun was shinning brightly so I went out with my coffee flask and electric blanket to the garden. Magic! Thanks for the joke. xx
I should have popped over as I was up at that time we could have shared you electric blanket, got any bikkies ? xxx Fred
Hiya Fred, I confess it was me! I snucked over to Teignmouth last night and stuffed rocks in your pillows! I got them from the cliff fall at Oddicombe Beach
Can't guess the answer as my brain not working at the moment. It's lovely here now and debating taking dog down to Tor Abbey soon. Have a good day neighbour. x
Cheers that,s funny as I heard a lot of coughing and thought that,s just like coughalot. Anyway thanks I painted the rocks and sold them to the visiting grockles at a £ each. Hope you made it to the Abbey xx
Let me explain my logic. I pay £20 +£30 i.e a total of £50. There is £60 in the box and so I get £10 profit. You pay £20 and receive £30 for the box. So you get £10 profit. I am assuming that £20 was hidden in the box (from a previous owner) and only discovered by me at the end of the deal. Is this right?
Morning Fred, Sorry I agree with Lyd12, I have already parted with 20 pounds, now I am parting with 30 pounds.ie 50 pounds, to get 40, so you must be 10 pound better off and I am 10 pounds down. Can't see it any other way, Very misty here this morning,promising a lovely day, Have a good day, Best wishes, Bulpit
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