Wakey Wakey rise and shine.

[holly17]

Good morning sleepy heads those that were able to get a full nights sleep, I think someone was playing a trick on me and filled my pillows with rocks, because no matter how many times I beat them I could not find a comfortable spot and even when I did get to sleep I was dreaming I was awake, so it looks like its a Zombie day today for me, maybe if I wear a bright coloured shirt it will make me look more awake. So just incase I doze off when you are writing do it loud so I can hear you. Have a really lovely day, and if I write a blonde joke its means I am always thinking of you lovely ladies. "Who shouted bullsh*t"

A wife and her husband were sleeping when the neighbour's dog started barking and wakes them up. The wife sighs, shakes her fist and says "You wait till you see what I am going to do to those next door!"

She runs out the house and five minutes later she comes back with a big smile on her face. The husband asks "What did you do?"

I took the dog from their garden and put it in ours, now lets see how they like it having the neighbours dog barking all night.

Right something to think about.

I put £20 in a box. So do you.The box now contains £40 right. I then sell the box to you for £30. Then we both walk away with £10 profit.

Get those cobwebs working and smile you could be on candid camera. xxx Fred.

[Colours23]

Good mornin Mr happy ,Suns up ,we're all going out to breath in some polluted air!! Wear a mask today. Hope u have a reall yHAPPY day.x

[holly17 in reply to Colours23]

Morning my pal colours, the sun is shining and there is a light breeze coming in off the sea, what more can I ask for other than to know you are still smiling under that mask. xxx Fred

[Colours23]

That is a blonde joke,I'm starting to get them now!!

[holly17 in reply to Colours23]

xxx:

[Hidden]

Good morning Fred, think you were late on parade yesterday, do try not to let it happen again! Have a great day. Xx

[holly17 in reply to Hidden]

I was late late for a very important date, sorry about that :)Sgt Major will buck up in future I except any punishment dealt out, but be gentle with me. lol Suns out enjoy xxx

[Colours23 in reply to holly17]

Your be in a rabbit stew if your not careful!! Lol.

[holly17 in reply to Colours23]

I wont mind as long as I have a little dumpling in there with me lol xx

[holly17]

Morning Lyn where are you sleepy head its half past eight, hope your not poorly xxx

[Jolyn]

Good morning Fred...the sun's out here again so it's going to be a lovely day. Hopefully you'll get a better nights sleep tonight Fred, have you tried a relaxation tape?

[holly17]

Hi Lyn yes I tried one once but fell asleep before it finished so I never heard the end. xxxFred

[Jolyn in reply to holly17]

Lol...poking you in the ribs. lol xxx

[hufferpuffer]

Good Morning Fred, time to get ready for my annual review, its a lovely day here, hope you have an easy day, maybe a catnap later😁 hugs huff xxx

[holly17]

Morning huff I am sure it will go well, go in smiling and see if they smile back. I tried a catnap but the purrring kept waking me up. Lots of hugs xxx

[Lyd12]

so I have laid out £50 for a box with only £40 in it? someones on the fiddle here.

You are not so sleepy as you make out, Fred. Is that how you got rich! I need to go back to bed now after that brain teaser.

[holly17 in reply to Lyd12]

Come on would I cheat you after all your buying a box with £40 in it for £30 so you gain £10 honest lol xx

[Lyd12 in reply to holly17]

I havent forgotten that £20 of it is mine!

Just found out my neighbours house is up for sale, they dont talk much!

[holly17 in reply to Lyd12]

Lyd12 look you put 20 in with my 20 =40 so you then pay a further 30 so you are buying my 20 plus one of your own 10's are you getting there now love.? xxx

[Lyd12 in reply to holly17]

I think we have both been saying the same thing in different ways!

Just been for a walk into town, suns only just coming out here, quite chilly.

Love Iris x

[Hidden]

Morning Fred. Thanks for your reply to my post - I'm getting quite brave aren't I 😀😀

After your rotten night of sleep (or lack of it!!) I think you definitely deserve a sleep in the sunshine today 😀

Jan xx. PS keep the blonde jokes coming!!!

[pollyjj]

Morning Fred, shame you had a bad night, perhaps you can doze in the garden today.

I am going to take hubby out for a ride in the sunshine today will only be the second time he has been out since Christmas, although he can't really see much it is still good to be out in the fresh air.

Loved the one about the dog, keep them coming

polly xx

[holly17 in reply to pollyjj]

Hope you both enjoy the time out and also that hubby manages to see some nice things and the sun gives you both some warmth. xxx Fred

[Moi62]

Lovely to read your post again this morning have a lovely day x

[holly17]

Cheers Mo xx

[BugsBunny]

The box wasn't empty there was already £20 in it. I assume that £20 had been put in by the previous owner. So the box contained £60 not £40. So you and I both get £10 profit. Have a good day.

Mandy.

[butter-fly]

Sorry you didn't get a good nights sleep Fred. Sometimes it's hard to switch off too besides the rocks in the pillows. I was up at 6.30 after 3 hours kip. Still sun was shinning brightly so I went out with my coffee flask and electric blanket to the garden. Magic! Thanks for the joke. xx

[holly17 in reply to butter-fly]

I should have popped over as I was up at that time we could have shared you electric blanket, got any bikkies ? xxx Fred

[Hidden]

Hiya Fred, I confess it was me! I snucked over to Teignmouth last night and stuffed rocks in your pillows! I got them from the cliff fall at Oddicombe Beach

Can't guess the answer as my brain not working at the moment. It's lovely here now and debating taking dog down to Tor Abbey soon. Have a good day neighbour. x

[holly17 in reply to Hidden]

Cheers that,s funny as I heard a lot of coughing and thought that,s just like coughalot. Anyway thanks I painted the rocks and sold them to the visiting grockles at a £ each. Hope you made it to the Abbey xx

[Hidden in reply to holly17]

I hope you charged enough for the big boulders! It took ages to move them

Didn't make it down town as too lazy xx

[BugsBunny]

Let me explain my logic. I pay £20 +£30 i.e a total of £50. There is £60 in the box and so I get £10 profit. You pay £20 and receive £30 for the box. So you get £10 profit. I am assuming that £20 was hidden in the box (from a previous owner) and only discovered by me at the end of the deal. Is this right?

Regards

Mandy

[holly17 in reply to BugsBunny]

Good logic Mandy xx

[O2Trees]

Shouting bullshit? That'd be me Fred

But i bat for the other side anyway so I'm sure you wouldn't be thinking of moi

[holly17 in reply to O2Trees]

I don't care which like you bat for I can still love you all in my own way, so there I am thinking of you now. xx Fred

[O2Trees in reply to holly17]

You are so adorable Fred. Wish you lived in my street, you're such a tonic Hope you're having a good day xxx

[holly17 in reply to O2Trees]

I am fine thanks and its such a beautiful day you just got to enjoy it xxx

[bulpit]

Morning Fred, Sorry I agree with Lyd12, I have already parted with 20 pounds, now I am parting with 30 pounds.ie 50 pounds, to get 40, so you must be 10 pound better off and I am 10 pounds down. Can't see it any other way, Very misty here this morning,promising a lovely day, Have a good day, Best wishes, Bulpit