~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MY WIFE ~~~~~BLESS HER~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!
My wife asked me if I would like some breakfast, bacon eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit with ginger and coffee to follow? She's a real treasure (sometimes).I had to say, sorry but no.
I told her,'' It's this Viagra.It's really taken the edge off my appetite''.
At lunchtime, she asked me if I would like something, perhaps a bowl of homemade soup with(mmmmmmmmmmm),a cheese sandwich ? Perhaps a plate of French fries and a beer. Sorry I said ,disappointing her.
''It's this Viagra ''It's really taken the edge off my appetite''.
Come supper time, she asked me if I want anything to eat. The little darling( I call her that sometimes ) offered to go to the fish 'n ' chip shop and buy me a haddock supper. Maybe I'd like a steak and chips or a stew? Maybe I would like a microwaved pizza with my favourite toppings. Or even a tasty stir fry that would only take a couple of minutes. ''Sorry my love I am just not hungry'' I said
''It's this Viagra'' I said ''It's really taken the edge off my appetite''.
''Well'' says the wife, ''Would you mind getting off me? I am starving''
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Food that is all she ever thinks about
KOTC
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