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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MY WIFE ~~~~~BLESS HER~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!

My wife asked me if I would like some breakfast, bacon eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit with ginger and coffee to follow? She's a real treasure (sometimes).I had to say, sorry but no.

I told her,'' It's this Viagra.It's really taken the edge off my appetite''.

At lunchtime, she asked me if I would like something, perhaps a bowl of homemade soup with(mmmmmmmmmmm),a cheese sandwich ? Perhaps a plate of French fries and a beer. Sorry I said ,disappointing her.

''It's this Viagra ''It's really taken the edge off my appetite''.

Come supper time, she asked me if I want anything to eat. The little darling( I call her that sometimes ) offered to go to the fish 'n ' chip shop and buy me a haddock supper. Maybe I'd like a steak and chips or a stew? Maybe I would like a microwaved pizza with my favourite toppings. Or even a tasty stir fry that would only take a couple of minutes. ''Sorry my love I am just not hungry'' I said

''It's this Viagra'' I said ''It's really taken the edge off my appetite''.

''Well'' says the wife, ''Would you mind getting off me? I am starving''

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Food that is all she ever thinks about

KOTC

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dall05

King you are awful but we do like you, Ha Ha. Now I know why I have lost so much weight. :)

What are you like, by the way what is viagra. I feel sorry for your wife. LOL Berwick

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I think it is to keep your back stiff.Well something like that.

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Think we all feel sorry for king's wife!! SMILEY

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Sorry,sorry, the wife doesn't know the meaning of that word annieseed

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longlungs

Oh my giddy aunts id have been dead my lunch!!! lol Janexx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolonglungs

Had the wife explained in the first place maybe, just maybe, I would have compromised Jane

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longlungs in reply toKingoftheCocktails

naughty boy! naughty boy!haha :) Janexx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolonglungs

Yep

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Mocarey

I didn't expect that one! Lol. M

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Me neither HAAAA!!!

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It came to a good end mags33

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toMocarey

Did you take it lying down Mocary

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Mocarey in reply toKingoftheCocktails

You are sooo naughty!

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appyalison

Oh no, king, I thought you were saving yourself just for me! Hahaha. :-) :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toappyalison

Practice makes perfect, so it is said Alison

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helingmic

Lol! Monstrously LOL! Now we know why we lose our appetite!!!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohelingmic

Spoilt my appetite for a fry up! helingmic

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junespoon

That's a good one, Giggle, cough, giggle.!! X

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tojunespoon

You little giggler you

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