Losing weight with Viagra.

[Johnem]

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,

"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice

of toast and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking but I'm not hungry

right now. It's this Viagra," he says.

"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him again if he'd like something.

"How about a bowl of soup, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my

desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

"Would you like a nice rib eye steak and some apple pie or maybe a chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again.. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.

I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up, I'm absolutely starving....."

[sassy59]

Oh Johnem, you are naughty! Made me laugh though. Xxxx

[Johnem in reply to sassy59]

I hope others also see it as a bit of fun as a little chuckle often helps when feeling down with such a relentless illness. I hope Christmas is treating you both well and all the very best for the New Year.

John.

[sassy59 in reply to Johnem]

I’m sure it will bring a much needed smile. We’ve had a lovely day thank you John, hope you have too,

Happy new year. Carole xxxx

[Gladwyn in reply to Johnem]

Made me laugh x

[majji]

I had a lovely chuckle! Thank you Johnem

[Hacienda]

Ha Ha Ha, Happy Boxing Day Johnem, Only just read this. Very Funny, I'll have the Food Please. Ha Ha. Love n Hugs( Only Virtual) xxxxx

[Lyd12]

Naughty but nice, thanks for the smiles!

[Margaret_craft]

This is a cracker Johnem😂, I'm having a good chuckle. You've made my day hon, keep them coming. xx Maggie

[Oldspark]

Just read it out to my wife while I am on the concentrator, we both thought it was very funny, thank you for the joke

[Hidden]

Very funny actually laughed. Rare for me! Thanks x

[Johnem in reply to Hidden]

Pleased for you.