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...........................................THE SENSUOUS WIFE

''Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?'' asked the wife

''No'' said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached in to her cleavage

and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

''Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?''

''Uh no ''he replied

She gave him another sexy little smile,

seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

''Now,'' she said, ''Have you ever seen forty thousand pounds crumpled up?''

''Oh no '' he said ,now really intrigued.

''WELL.....GO LOOK IN THE GARAGE.........''

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Have you ever had to look in your garage?

KOTC

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Mocarey profile image
Mocarey

absolutely brilliant!!!!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toMocarey

No garage memories I hope Mocarey

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Brecksfield

As Frank Carson would have said, "It's a cracker!" :-)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toBrecksfield

Is it the way I tell 'em Brecksfield?

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letys

took a few minuites for the penny to drop, and half an hour to stop laughing :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toletys

Is your car in the garage letys?

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letys in reply toKingoftheCocktails

we've not got a garage, only a scratched and crumpled car:)

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undine in reply toletys

took me a few minutes too - think because I have never had a car that cost anywhere near that sort of price -good one though - thanks kotc xx

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bella57

hahaha nice one will add that to my little collection.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tobella57

Collection of cars in the garage Eh bella 57

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lrryjay in reply toKingoftheCocktails

Hi King, you obviously met my wife. All the best, Larry

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolrryjay

Did I meet her reversing into your garage Irrjay

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lrryjay in reply toKingoftheCocktails

Probably, was the garage door open. Why were you reversing into my garage. He He.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolrryjay

That's between me and Oops. I'll say no more.

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lrryjay in reply toKingoftheCocktails

I have a real problem, my car is a Mercedes S500. A new wedding is a Few pounds, that car is 82000 pounds. Mmm. See you later.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolrryjay

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

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appyalison

Now I know what to say to the husband. Thanks for the tip king.:-) :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toappyalison

Use the tip wisely Alison

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appyalison in reply toKingoftheCocktails

Me ... wisely? ... impossible king!

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dall05

My wife didn't make it too the garage the day the road was resurfaced outside the house. Only half of the Rd had been covered in stone and the other half was just Hot Tar. She came home from work and drove up the stone covered side of the Rd and then turned across the freshly laid Hot Tar to get on to our drive. What a Mess!!!!. :)

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worried-wife in reply todall05

What a pity she didn't do it the other way round, tar first then stones...the tyres would have lasted forever...!!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toworried-wife

To late now worried wife

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KingoftheCocktails in reply todall05

Sticky problem Eh dall05?

in reply todall05

Did she get tarred & feathered?? Lol!

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dall05 in reply to

I started to say, What the He** did you do that fo* when I realised I was the one who was going to get Tar'd and feathered so I zipped it a bit quick. Ha Ha.

It took week's to drive all that tar off the tyres but its all right now. :)

Tony xxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply todall05

Sticky subject Tony?

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bubbles37

thanks kotc least I got the best laugh ive had in ages

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tobubbles37

And there's more bubbles37

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hufferpuffer

What am I going to do with you!! you are soooo naughty!!!!! :D XXXXX and funny!!!!! :D XXXXXXX

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohufferpuffer

Please lock me away and ! hufferpuffer

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skinnylizzy59

Good one KOTC - have as good day.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toskinnylizzy59

It was a good one, I laughed, and I have had a good day

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