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Some different words for this Monday............Before It Starts......KOTC

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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BEFORE IT STARTS

I came home the other day, sat down in my favourite chair, turned on the TV '

and said to my wife,

''Quick bring me a beer before it starts.''

She looked a bit puzzled but brought me my beer.

When I had downed it,I shouted through to the kitchen to her

''Quick ,bring me another beer. It's going to start .''

She seemed a little angry, but brought me another beer.

When that beer was gone, I said,

''Quick bring me another beer before it starts.''

''That's it'' she blows her top, ''You lazy thing. you waltz in here, flop down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around after you like your slave.

Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?''

I looked at the wife .Sighed

..............''Oh dear, it has started.''

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Toci profile image
Toci

I am not sure why your other half continues to allow you to live???????

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Gidge in reply toToci

Luuurve ?

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Toci in reply toGidge

Must be. ;)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toToci

Love works in mysterious ways Toci

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toGidge

'True love ways' Gidge

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toToci

Perhaps it is because I am a youthful, tall dark and handsome, millionaire! does that answer your question. She should have gone to ___ I am also quite vain

in reply toKingoftheCocktails

I think you must be Simon Cowell in disguise. WOW!!

Your long suffering wife, or is she winding you, King. I wonder. xx

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She knows no difference , she is my 'Beck and Call' annieseed

Ha ha x x I would have thrown beer at you though!

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I didn't know you were a waster Tadaw ! (of fine ale)

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nanaber

So funny :) thanks King

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tonanaber

At least you saw the funny side of it nanaber!!!!

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appyalison

Naughty boy, king ... :-) :-) Alison

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----but nice! Alison

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But extremely wicked. I know!

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I've been sussed!!!

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longlungs

BADBOY KOTC what did you say your last slave died of?? :) Janexx

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Carrying Out Peasantry Duties Jane

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undine

and you know how to stop it don't you ha,ha,

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toundine

Please enlighten me undine Eh

Oh goodness,words fail me! xx

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That's a first! Wendells Hee HEE

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