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.................My wife on the phone

Last year, we replaced all the windows in our bungalow

with those expensive, double-pane, energy efficient kind.

Today the wife took a call from the contractor that had installed them.

He complained to her that the work had been completed a year ago

and still hadn't been paid for them.

The wife said

''Hellloooo......just because I am married to KOTC

doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.''

So she told him what his fast-talking sales guy told us last year....

....that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.

''Hellloooo? It's been a year so they're paid for,'' she told him

There was only silence at the other end so she finally hung up.

He never called back

I bet he felt an idiot.

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Nice one KOTC, I think that I might try that one. Well done.. Graeme/AKA Berwick

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Food for thought EH

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Toci

:) :) :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toToci

My wife has bought a smile to your face!

Brilliant, King. I would like to meet your wife in the forum. Lets have a social occasion.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

You have just about opened a can of worms, ruining my reputation at the same time. Oh dear!!!!!

in reply toKingoftheCocktails

Not really, we could all sit around you, King, hanging on to all your wise words, wife included. SMILEY

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I don't know what to say

in reply toKingoftheCocktails

Yes you do, King. You keep us all amused and on our toes at this time of year.

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longlungs

Haha very good I like it,Id like to be as quick thinking KOTC. :) Janexx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolonglungs

She doesn't normally think that quick!

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mahunamoon

Just loved it, and yes annieseed methinks us members should have a coffee mornng to meet the respective other halves what do think king lol Joan x lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tomahunamoon

Now,now. I am getting a bit hot under the collar!

in reply tomahunamoon

I would be all for that! I talk to people and get an idea of their appearance. Know you have blonde hair.

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mahunamoon in reply to

what me blond lol

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katieoxo60

I like it KOTC wish I had thought of that one myself when the window people keep ringing back

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tokatieoxo60

They just don't know when to stop calling

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CornishBrian

I usually tell the loft insulating chappies "Can you do caravans, then?"

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toCornishBrian

You are awful

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Mavary

You made me smile again . Not much to smile about lately. Keep up with the good work.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toMavary

Please smile again, again and again

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Mavary

Thank you. That is so nice.!

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