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....................................The Winter Boots

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and the teacher could see why.

Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still don't want to go on.

By the time they had got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said,

''TEACHER ,they are on the wrong feet.''

She looked and sure enough, they were.

Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.

He then announced.

''THESE AREN'T MY BOOTS''

''Why didn't you say so?''

like she wanted to

Once again ,she struggled to help him pull the ill fitting boots off when he said,

''THEY'RE my brothers boots. But my Mum made me wear 'em today.''

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again

Helping him into his coat, she asked

''Now where are your mittens?''

He said

''I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots''

She'll be eligible for parole in three years.

KOTC

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Nice one KOTC

Berwick

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Glad you liked it

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phillips1

Yeh I liked that one Richard. My kids used to be like that. Come to think of it they still are.

Bobby

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tophillips1

Take after their dad?

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Toci

Very funny. x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toToci

Strange how a pair of boots can make people laugh!

Nice one Kingy, I can see it happening xxx

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My mum used to say, ''Keep your foot still, now push'' ''Mum you told me to keep it still'' ''Don't get funny with me lad'' SLAP

Well done, King. Funny and nice.

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Sweet little boy, wasn't he?

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peege

Haha, funny

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KingoftheCocktails in reply topeege

Those boots were made for?

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hufferpuffer

Awwww kids! xxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohufferpuffer

Kids,Kids, Kids, Kids AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

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thatcham1939

Good one King, at last I am getting round the site, but it is still difficult

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tothatcham1939

I keep trying, eventually I hope to understand it all

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sillywitch

She has my sympathy & understanding King, lol :D

Karen xxx

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I understanding she is getting her parole and going to the asylum!

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undine

very good - thanks xx

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You're more than welcome

Can feel for her,been there done that!! xxx

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