A request from Grandma Sillywitch...............you may all share it,Hee HEE

[KingoftheCocktails]

............................................Farmer at the Cinema

A dear old farmer decided to give himself a treat and visit the cinema in his local town.

He didn't want to leave Chuck ,his favorite old rooster,behind on the farm so off they went together on his tractor.

At the cinema he approached the ticket booth to buy his ticket.On seeing the rooster the cashier informed him that he was not allowed to take the rooster inside the cinema.

The farmer was upset about this and went outside.Not wanting to go back to the farm ,he decided to go round the corner and he stuffed Chuck down his overalls,then he returned to the booth ,bought a ticket,and entered the cinema.

He sat down next to two old Grandmas named Ethel and Sillywitch.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm............

The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.

''Ethel,''whispered Sillywitch

''What?'' said Ethel

''I think the guy next to me is a you know!''

''What makes you think so Sillywitch?'' asked Ethel

''He has his thing out'' whispered Sillywitch

''Well don't worry about it ,''said Ethel

''At our age we have seen 'em all''

''I thought so to said'' said Sillywitch,

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EATIN' MY POPCORN...!''

Richard

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A squirming rooster - what a sensation for the farmer. I hope that SW and Ethel were sitting, one each side of the farmer. Good joke.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I be from farming stock but never took me rooster to to the flicks

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Hehe

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

A birdy joke i knew you would enjoy

[sillywitch]

King you,l be the death of me but what a way to go

God Bless you n yours

I,d have rung it,s neck LOL

xxxxxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

Just for pinching your popcorn?

[scrobbitty]

Not sayin' a word

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty]

Got a mouth full of popcornEh?

[appyalison]

Well said, Sillywitch, a few more of 'em should have had their necks wrung!!! Brilliant! Thank you King, even my lovely husband laughed. Alison

[sillywitch in reply to appyalison]

Have rung many of em, keep popping up they do

xxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

We are talking about roosters sillywitch!!!!!!!!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

I shall report you to the RSPC to Roosters

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Good job I'd just come downstairs otherwise I would have had to run. Don't ever stop making me laugh x Tina

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

OK Tina I'll keep you laughing.

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LOL good one KOTC keep 'em coming

Sandra x x x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

More roosters are coming your way

[phillips1]

Tucks willie firmly between legs with Sillywitch and Alison about. lol

xxx

[sillywitch in reply to phillips1]

You,re learning Bobby

xxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

You can't teach Bobby to learn .He knows it all alreadyRoosters and the bees?

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1]

Bobby it was a rooster not a willie!

[phillips1]

See what you have started now Richard. You have got these wenches all excited,

Bobby

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1]

Not a difficult thing to acheive Bobby

[jandan]

Oooh Aaaah

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to jandan]

Are YOU roosting jandan?

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I love reading the comments on this site, they are always funny.

I don't want to read depressing things about COPD.

I know I have it, I don't need to be bought down by it

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

My sentiments exactly slade.

[dall05]

A laugh a day helps us all Breathe Easy eh' King. . Its great medicine!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dall05]

The daily tonic.

[copdber]

Hehehehehehehehehe cough cough cough heheheheheh.

I try to remember these and tell them to my friend when I visit her poor love had a fall and broke her ankle but I laugh so hard at the bits I can remember that she never gets to hear the full joke. Pity that.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to copdber]

First degree cruelty is that copdber

[copdber]

Shhhh don't tell her I get an extra laugh from seeing the look on her face

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to copdber]

My lips are4 sealed.Honest

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Like it

Bev x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

So do I