You've got to believe this.
There is lots of new technology regarding fertility nowadays.A 65 year old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from hospital and went home I called round to see her, all excited to see her new offspring.
''May I see your new baby?'' I asked.
''Not yet'', she said.''We will have a brew and a chat first''.
Half an hour went by,and I asked ''May I see the new baby now?''.
''Not yet'' she said.
After another few minutes had passed,
I asked again '' May I see the new baby yet'',getting a little impatient!
''No not yet'' replied my friend and continued with our chinwagging.
Growing very impatient by now Im asked ''Well when can I see the baby?''
'' WHEN HE CRIES'' she told me'
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'' WHEN HE CRIES I DEMANDED. Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?''
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BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?''
RICHARD CORNISH
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
do your chinwagging at your local Breathe Easy group
It is so easy and free to join BE do it now.
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