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OH DEAR! Hi Healthunlockders ,please don't laugh about my SHINGLES

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Those of us who spend much time in the Doctors's should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem thar Doctor's are running their practices like assembly lines. Anyway:-

I walked into the the doctors surgery and the receptionist asked me what I had.I said ''Shingles'' So she checked my name ,address etc on the computer and told me to take a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurses assistant came and asked me what I had and I told her ''Shingles'.She then wrote down my hight,weight and what seemed like my complete medical history and told me to wait in the examination room.

A half an hour later a nurse came in and asked me what I had.I said ''Shingles''.The nurse then gave me a blood test,a blood pressure test,an electrocardiogram and told me to take my clothes off and wait for the doctor.

An HOUR later the doctor came in and found me waiting patiently in the nude and asked me what I had.

I said''Shingles'' the doctor asked me'' Where?''.

I told him ''Outside on the truck.Where do you want me to unload 'em??''.

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

why sit around waiting,join your local Breathe Easy now.Details BLF

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Lynne1955 profile image
Lynne1955

Very good xxx

I love your jokes.

Lynne xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toLynne1955

I keep them clean and keep them keen

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Daxiemad

OMG that is brilliant, where do you get them? Keep them coming though, I like a good giggle!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toDaxiemad

I will keep you giggling!

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nellie15

excellent...just the tonic i needed....thank you

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tonellie15

Schw###########

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MrsShimmy

daft bat! (as we affectionatly say up north!)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toMrsShimmy

Who me??????????

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Kingston

Brilliant.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toKingston

Puts a shine on life

That was a beauty!! xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Keep on smiling

That's brilliant! I wish I could tell jokes!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Share these jokes if you wish

Brilliant! keep em coming :D

Slates loose at the hospital :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Yes, I have one or two loose slates!

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maggiemay42

that is so funny made me really laugh and I feel so much better for it thank you

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tomaggiemay42

That's the name of the game,keeping maggiemay happy.

Richard x

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libbygood

Vey funny and good morning,

Lib x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolibbygood

Have a happy day Libby

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jandan

Just what I needed this morning Thank You

Janet :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tojandan

I am here to oblige jandan

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jojam

Love it :-)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tojojam

i love doing them for you jojam

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hufferpuffer

You are such fun! thank you for making me laugh!! :) xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohufferpuffer

A good laugh does us the world of good.

Richard

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fishtail

wonderful sense of humour,just the tonic we puffers need.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tofishtail

Buckfast tonic wine????

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nannie63

LOL, Marilyn x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tonannie63

Laugh and the###############

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thatcham1939

very good i like having a good laugh, it made my husband laugh. L.O.L.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tothatcham1939

I am pleased your hubby has a sense of humour.Mind you he must have a sense of humour,after all he married you!(OUCH sorry)

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thatcham1939 in reply toKingoftheCocktails

you cheeky devil, as you probably know i was 70 last sunday, i have known my husband for 49yrs, but i am not growing old gracefully

love jan

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KingoftheCocktails

I try to please not tease

Richard

Ha ha ha xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Youv'e got to laugh.please

a smile for sure xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Only a smilemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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katieoxo60

Thats a cracker as les dawson would say

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tokatieoxo60

A right belly laugh

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aprilshowers1976

Funny...lol

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