SCOTCH............One to tell the kids.

[KingoftheCocktails]

.....................................................Scotch?

On the first day of school the children brought gifts for the teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit

The florists son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The sweet shop owners daughter gave her a pretty box of sweets.

Then the wine shop owners son brought up a big heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit...

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

''Is it wine ?'' she guessed

''No'' the little boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked ''Champagne?''

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''NO said the little boy......................''It's a puppy.''

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[Puffthemagicdragon]

Oops !

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

Tasty joke

[wellman2]

Good one, just imagine the look on her face.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to wellman2]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[thatcham1939]

I enjoyed the teachers presents it made me and my husband have a good laugh, keep them coming.

jan

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

It is lovely that you can laugh together

[hufferpuffer]

Haha! oowa! you are naughty KOTC but I like you! XXXX

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

And I like you for liking me

[sadie1951]

Ha ha. Love it. Sadie x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sadie1951]

Cheers sadie

[appyalison]

Tee hee, king of the pee! Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Is that a 'wee' joke?

[undine]

LOL lovely thank you xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine]

I hope you weren't the teacher

[Hidden]

Very good King. Up to your usual high standard

Bev x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

That's a good report teacher