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DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St Peter says,

"We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven and sure enough there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them

the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day the second woman steps accidentally on a duck. Aalong comes St Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks.

One day St Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St.Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

The End

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scrobbitty

That's me for the handsome bloke then ;)

Quack quack! Very good can't stop laughing. :)

Bev x

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mattcass

Now I've got a big smile on my face to start to the day after a bad night thank you, Ps felt a bit guilty had duck for my dinner last night hope it was not the ones that have been stood on,mattcass

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raptor

HAHAHAHAHAH,,,Nice one,, :)

Hahahaha...

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breather

Very good lol

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wowsa

Now we know what we've got to do girls! But will we have the breath to do it justice?

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phillips1

Pepsi

You really made me laugh with that one. Excellent. Bobby xxx

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kaz67

Ha,ha,this is a very funny one I couldn't help laughing, anymore!?

LOL ... I like a good laugh in the morning - helps clear the phlegm! Well done :)

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sillywitch

That,l be me for the buff young man then :D after all it is for eternity :D

xxxx

this is a good one, shall recycle to my family x

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KingoftheCocktails

Quack Quack Hee HEE

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