............................ A Particularly HARD Question.
A nun dies and goes to heaven.
St Peter says to her, ''I'm sure you've led a virtuous life. Sister, but before I can let you into heaven, you must answer one question. What'' asks St Peter, ''were Eve's first words when she saw Adam?''
''Boy'' says the nun,'' that's a hard one.''
''That's right ! ''says St Peter, and the pearly gates open wide.
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