........................................What's the nail for?
Karen,a city girl,marries a Cornish dairy farmer.
One morning,on his way out to check the cows,farmer Scott says to Karen,''The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn.You show him where the cow is when he gets here ,OK?''
So then the farmer leaves for the fields.
After a while ,the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Karen takes him down to the barn.They walk along the rows of cows and when she sees the nail,she tells him,''This is the one...... right here.''
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy city girl,the man asks'' Tell me lady,how do you know this is the cow to be bred?'
''That's simple ,by the nail over its stall,''Karen explains confidently.
Then the man asks,''What's the nail for?''
She turns and walks away,and with complete confidence,says.................
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'' I guess it's to hang your trousers on.''
Name change to protect the not so innocent.
Richard
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xxx & that,s coming from a country girl born & bred 
tomorrow!! nah not so much xxx
a wee bit naughty, but worse on tv. 
