...........BUT WHY?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing.
''Love'' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him,
he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says ''I'm sending out 1,000 I Love You cards signed ,'Guess |Who' ''
'' But why ?'' asked the man
he said ''I'm a divorce Lawyer
KOTC
(Back to bed)
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
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Ooooo, naughty, but funny! x
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Hidden 11 years ago
You havent lost your sense of hunour. Hope you are in less pain. Take care Joyce x
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Hope you are being a good lad for your lady wife!! Sneaking in here wont help you mend fella, now go on go & rest there,s a good chap
Witchy
xxxx
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Evening King, Good one. Hope your keeping warm, it's a cold one today. Nannyb xxx
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Very funny once again.hope you are feeling better.
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Very good, bout wrong with the sense of humour then. Hope your on the mend.
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Hidden 11 years ago
Good one! Don't laugh too hard though, it'll hurt! Hope you're managing to rest and in less pain x
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Really funny hope you are feeling better
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You're back King! And as good as ever. How are you now. Feeling better I hope.
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Made me cough laughing at that one x
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Hidehi KOTC thanks for giving us a good rib tickler bet yours arnt though! janexx
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Thanks fr the laugh, king. It just shws what a generous soul you are, giving away laughs when you can't laugh yourself. Get better soon. Alison
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very good thank you xx
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Good one KOTC glad your back and I hope your ribs aren't giving you too much pain.
Angie xx
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Thank you everyone for your comments
KOTC
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Hope you are feeling better Your Maj. x
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Hidden 11 years ago
Sorry kotc, I didn't know you were poorly, or how.? I haven't been on here recently, but I wish you well. Take care.
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is this with "a sting in the tail"? Gosh! I'm flabbergasted!
Hope you get better really soon.
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