Bit rough around the edges.

[holly17]

I am sure most of you have had those nights where you just can not sleep due to some reason and even when you do get to sleep you are dreaming that you are awake, and I am sure that someone has been beating my back as well, as the pain is not real up by the shoulder blades, but it can only get better. Right what about this one a bit long and also and at the end you just might go OMG Also the name and colour of hair has been changed to protect the innocent.

Freda. a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows in the fields, farmer Bill says to Freda.

"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I won't be here but I will knock a nail above the cow's stall, so you will know which one it is, so take him down there OK.?

So the farmer leaves for the fields to carry on working.

After a while the insemination man arrives and knocks on the door, out comes Freda and takes him down to the barn.

They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she says, "This is the one right here.

He was terribly impressed by what he thought was just another dizzy blonde, he asked "How did you know this is the cow to be bred".?

"That's simple " she said "because of the nail over its stall" Freda explained confidently.

"What is the nail for" he asks?

She turns and starts to walk away with confidence and says over her shoulder,........

"It,s to hang your trousers on of course",

On a serious note I read this and thought how true.

Those that don't know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.

Have a lovely day The sun should be with us later, down here it will be when the tide changes and the mist rolls back out to sea.

For the ladies xxxxxx and for you chaps Blaaaaa Fred

[Colours23]

Mornin happy face, there's to smog today it says to stay in til end of week.

[Colours23]

You and yer blonde jokes ,that's probably why u can't sleep.

[holly17 in reply to Colours23]

You could me right or it could be because I am thinking of you lovely blondes xx

[Hidden]

Hello Sir Smiley, weather becoming mild here in Sydney as we approach Autumn, yes i have had those nights where no matter what you do sleep doesn't want to know and then you wake up in the morning feeling like wet week.

Loved the joke, a bit naughty lol Michael playing 18 holes today. 🐨. Sleep well tonight Fred Love LeeLee xxxx

[holly17 in reply to Hidden]

Morning to you LeeLee or it is here, Lucky Michael I do miss my golf and the company, ask Michael is it true the pro tells him to keep his head down when he is swinging the club, so he doesn't see him laughing, he will understand. Have a good day LeeLee love Fred xxx

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Hi Fred. I mentioned to Michael about the pro, he laughed and said Fred's on the ball! Love LeeLee x

[Lyd12]

Very funny Fred. sorry to hesr you have had a rough night and back pain, do hope it soon eases off.

by the way, are your ears burning? they should be, See if you can find out why!

Love Iris x

[holly17 in reply to Lyd12]

With ears like mine if they are burning I can turn off the heating xxx

[holly17 in reply to Lyd12]

Iris I just clicked on yours, also liked that, as for the replies, I can only help bring a smile because I am here with such lovely people xxx

[Lyd12]

I guess you havent read my quote for the day posted yesterday?

[Jolyn]

Lol....good morning Fred, another good one. Aww sorry you've been awake all night. I hope that nasty pain goes and you feel more rested later. Have an afternoon snooze.

xxx

[holly17 in reply to Jolyn]

Hello Lyn I am sure you enjoyed the time with your daughter and also enjoy the company, I am awful when every left alone. as I hate my own company, the pain will go later, but I am not one for an afternoon snooze, I can always find things to do. Hope you are staying safe. xxxFred

[Jolyn in reply to holly17]

Yes Fred, it's nice to have my daughter home with me.

Boiler's gone again...groan. So it's back to waiting for another part. At least I've got heating but no hot water. The fitter thinks it's something to do with the water pressure as its very high and it keeps cracking the new part. So hey ho...we'll see what happens when they fit the new part with an added water pressure gauge.

[holly17 in reply to Jolyn]

Lyn I find that a strange thing as being a retired hydraulic engineer I have not heard of a part failing due to the high water pressure of a domestic supply, and if that's the cause the makers of the boiler want their whatnots kicking. Oh well back to the hotty and thermo's again. Warm cuddles on the way xxFred

[Jolyn in reply to holly17]

That's very interesting Fred.

Apparently my water pressure is 8.5 bars and I was told it should be around 3 - 3.5 Anyway, I'm going to see what happens when they fit it (for the third time) If there's no joy, I'm cancelling my policy with them and I'm going to have a new boiler fitted and be done with it. I've had enough now, it's driving me potty. xxx

[Colours23]

OMG I bet you used to tell some jokes in that submarine ,! bet the air was blue like the sea,what makes a man go out to sea with a load of other men? Is it to get away from society and all its cunning ways and injustices? Away from all blonde woman.lol.

[holly17 in reply to Colours23]

The answer to why we were all men in the submarine was because in my time women where not allowed not even blonde ones I am sorry to say. And the air blue goodness me blue jokes were not allowed either lol xx

[sassy59]

Hope you have a good day Fred and thanks for that joke it was brilliant! Made me laugh out loud. Pete wondered what was wrong! You take care now and wishing you well. Lots of love, Carole xxxxxxxx

[holly17 in reply to sassy59]

Carole you are going to have to have a word with Pete, or else he is testing you. Keep smiling Love Fred xxx

[sassy59 in reply to holly17]

xxxx

[butter-fly]

Fred, you are so funny! Hope you never run out of jokes. We've come to expect you to cheer us up in the morning now. Sorry about the old back pain. Hopefully it will ease when you have that little b....r zapped! Take care and have a lovely day. Murky and dark with sullen skies here. Oh joy! Sara.xxxx

[holly17 in reply to butter-fly]

Morning Sara our little butterfly, you are right I hope the zap works again no matter for how long, but the longer the better. Have a good pain free day. xxx Fred

[hufferpuffer]

Hello Fred hope you are taking things easy, not nice when you're tired all day, sounds like a nice massage would do you some good, loved the joke, hugs huff xxx

[holly17 in reply to hufferpuffer]

Hi huff like the idea but the nearest I will get is a rub down with an oily rag. xx Fred

[bulpit]

Good morning Fred, rotten not to be able to sleep, hopefully a better night tonight, Let's hope we will all witness the eclipse this morning, Devon is said to have the best chance,as the sun is supposed to shine on you today, Keep smiling Fred,because of you we all do.Best wishes, Bulpit.

[holly17 in reply to bulpit]

Due to being overcast was unable to see anything, will have to watch it later on telly have a lovely weekend I hope. xx

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[holly17 in reply to Offcut]

Cheers pal