a wee bit naughty, but worse on tv.

[jimmyw123]

A young man walks into a chemist and asks for a packet of condoms. "Hot date", says the pharmacist.

"You betcha" says the young buck,"

My new girl and i are driving to the lake tonight--gonna steam up some windows !"

When he goes to pick up his date, she invites him in to meet her parents. After the usual "pleased to meet you,s", the young man tells his date, "Hey- instead of going out tonight, why don't we just play monopoly."

Shes puzzled, but agrees, so the young couple sit down with the parents and play board games until midnight.

When its time to leave, the girl takes her date aside and whispers to him ," Why didnt you tell me you wanted to stay in tonight?"

The young lad replied "Why didnt you tell me your dad works in the chemist,s !!! "

jimmy

[29h3m]

Great joke Jimmy ,love it !

[casper99]

Hahaha, good one Jimmy. Lol. xx

[rubyred777]

Lol........

Thats hilarious Jimmy!

I love it 😂

A big welcome back to you.

So glad to see you posting again.

Hope everything is much better for you

now.

Love RUBYXX 😊 😊

[jojo29]

That's a good one keep them coming jimmy

nice to see you back on here

Patx

[Hidden]

Welcome back Jimmy! I hope you are as well and cheerful as your post sounds x

[Hidden]

Good joke jimmy! Take good care of yourself. Love lee lee from Sydney. X 🐨

[jimmyg23]

Good joke Jimmy I knew you wouldn't be long to were back too your old self god to have you back auld yin

[Lyd12]

thats a good one Jimmy, brighening everyone' s day. sun's shining here, not so good up north it seems. Iris x

[Lynda1952]

Nice one Jimmy. Hope you are feeling much better and are behaving yourself!!!! Xx

[hufferpuffer]

Haha Jimmy! I enjoyed your joke and seeing you posting! Have a good day, hugs huff xxx

[scorpiolass]

Hi Jimmie, great to have you back, sounding on form too. Good joke, you naughty man 👏😁 Love Margaret x

[Sheilab123]

Jimmy!!! Great to see you posting again you have been greatly missed. Hope you are on the homeward stretch now. Loved the joke! Look after yourself. xx

[O2Trees]

Good one Jimmy xxx

[Suzy6]

Ha Ha Jimmy, enjoyed that Hubby and I still giggling. Good start to the day. Love Suzyxxx

[sassy59]

Excellent jimmy - got my day off to a good start! xxxxx

[Hidden]

Didn't see that ending coming. Good one.

[Mavary]

Ha ha. Great joke.

[Nikkers]

Only just found this one Jimmy, my daily posts have stopped coming through - again!

Love it, that's my kind of humour! lol

Great to have you back. XX

[Marie22 in reply to Nikkers]

Hello nickers, Ifound my post in the junk , Have a look.

Marie 22

[Shar54]

Good one Jimmy 😃

[jimmyw123]

hi folks ,

i usually reply thanking your kind posts , but as this is a bit late [after the joke lol ]] i will thank you all for your kind remarks now [3 days late ] but better late than never :D.

unfortunately i had a couple of sleepless nights, and was very, very tired. and as usual when you are like that, and try for an hours kip, someone either phones or the door goes, or you have visitors, however i'm perfectly ok and now just about caught up with things.

once again many thanks to all who posted,,

kindest regards jimmy xxx

[sbotwright]

Typical man joke but it made me laugh. Thanks for that.

[sbotwright]

I see you are the resident comedian and I am guessing scottish! Well done Jimmy. See you Jimmy, you've din weel son! Ye'r amazin. Nae smelly stuff. By the way. I;m Sandra xx

[jimmyw123 in reply to sbotwright]

am only a scottish auld age pensioner, whose mair resident in hospital than at ma hame :D,,,,but im hame the noo

all the very best sandra,many thanks,

love jimmy xxx

[sbotwright in reply to jimmyw123]

Oh that's a shame Jimmy, whaurs hame? I'm in Paisley fur ma sins.

God bless ye son. Huv a wee swally oan me! Cheers, Sandra xxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to sbotwright]

hi sandra, whaurs hame ? ,, in the lothians just outside edinburgh

your in paisley for your sins

i'm in-side for my sins

only kidding sandra , thanks for the wee "swally " have a great day, take care jimmy xxx