So I'm now in the later years of my life and coming to the conclusion that buying all those fancy razor blades with triple blades with a moisturising strip aren't all they're cracked up to be about, I've tried all various brands and even got a " freebie " from a famous make brand after I complained it. Yes Victor Meldrew syndrome had kicked in, brand new blades and I was stood at the sink trying to unblock this all singing all dancing razor,banging it in hot water trying to
" unclog " this new fangled thing, so I looked at it carefully like David Attenborough honing in on a penguin balancing an egg on its feet during the coldest of winters, and yes the " eureka " moment had hit me, the design is the blades are to close to one another to get rid of my caveman stubble!!!
Oh yes technology and an email later I had
" posted " my complaint ,and even before I had time to respond to this enquiry I was greeted by postman pat and a new style razor dispatched through the letter box, this new device has 4 blades, and I'm contemplating giving this product away as a Christmas gift!!!
Well i'm now happy after 44 years of shaving I've decided to go with" el cheapo " BIC sensitive razors, two blades, no moisturising strip, and a face like a babies bottom afterwards,you can keep your " designer" razors, I'm sticking with this brand, all those years wasted on expensive razors, amazing how drab subject could cause me so much friction eh 🤷♂️🙇♂️🤣