I tell a lot of crazy stories when people ask why I am in a chair. My favorite is, That all of our Great great greatgreat great .... grandmothers, were struck by shrap-no from an exploding star, (random electron probably) when she was only 1 cell big. That totally holds water. The odds might be better that is was just random radiation from a nearby turd.... but the star seems so much more epic.
Please use the story.
On a pathetic level, I would kinda live forever...
Im Scott from Wisconsin by the way. AMN all the way baby