Hi losers
Well I jumped, ok stepped, ok slowly put one foot then slowly lifted the other onto the scales as not to cause it to jump to a wrong weight and I found out that I had snookered myself on the scales....
''What does that mean?'' I hear you ask..... go on....say it...
Well that means I've lost a total of....... 147lbs......147 bloomin pounds of unwanted blubber from my poor body.....
I am not though, going to aim for the darts score of 180 as I think I'd make Twiggy look obese if I did but another stone should suffice.
Onwards and downswards then.....
Keep up the good work losers.