A New Invention!

[bakersdozen]

I have decided to invent a portable toilet as I just came back from a walk. i had to cut my walk due to toilet. Seriously how do you guys go out for 10 hours without a toilet unless I should start moving to one of your areas as you are seem to do loads of walking.

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Oh you made me laugh😂

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[bakersdozen in reply to Hidden]

[Jenever]

You could always do a Paula Radcliffe!!!!!!!

[bakersdozen in reply to Jenever]

Should I ask her trick?!

[Fran182716 in reply to Jenever]

I do feel a bit sorry for Paula, no matter what her sporting achievements she will always be remembered for that wee!!☀️

[moreless Administrator SS Supercook 7 stone in reply to Fran182716]

That wee, was a poop!

[Fran182716 in reply to moreless]

No!!! Now I am shocked lol☀️

[moreless Administrator SS Supercook 7 stone in reply to Fran182716]

Ha ha! Winning is everything, obviously

[LessToLose 4lbs Restart April 2024]

I have been seriously considering a Shewee!

Seriously though, once I get sweating, I seem to not need to go until later and I have rehydrated.

[flavourfiend in reply to LessToLose]

The fantastic ATA women who ferried military aircraft around during WW2 used to take a bottle and a funnel up in the air with them. It must have been some manoeuvre with a joystick between your legs, too!

My elderly auntie's advice is to squat with a tree trunk at your back. It both provides concealment and helps take the strain off your wobbly knees.

[Fran182716]

I need to go at least once on a 6-8 mile walk - I just find a bush I can hide behind!!☀️

[bakersdozen in reply to Fran182716]

I am always envious of the men to hide behind a bush but a female... Tomorrow I am planning to go shopping and will just have to manage without facilities!

[Fran182716 in reply to bakersdozen]

I mainly walk in countryside miles from anywhere on country footpaths and canal towpaths, so I can check there's no one coming first, wouldn't be able to do it in a built up area lol☀️

[bakersdozen in reply to Fran182716]

It sounds like a very nice place down your end of the world!

Still can't imagine a female going behind a bush maybe I am not so efficient as you! I guess I have to learn the tricks from you!

[Fran182716 in reply to bakersdozen]

Just made me think of an "incident" when I was younger, my parents were keen walkers and weren't about to let a pesky need for the loo stop them, one day, congratulating themselves on finding a thick bank of trees to screen them, they didn't notice THE RAIL TRACK BESIDE IT!! Along came a train, and it was the first time I saw anyone trying to run with trousers down lol☀️

[bakersdozen in reply to Fran182716]

You made me laugh!

[moreless Administrator SS Supercook 7 stone in reply to Fran182716]

I've had something similar to that happen to me Fran. When my kids were a lot younger, we used to go off into the countryside for whole day trips. We were returning home after just a trip and my daughter and I were bursting! We stopped the car at a public loo, with sighs of relief, only to find them locked! Nothing for it but to go around behind the building in the pitch dark and squat. Nightmare! A car came around the corner and caught us both in main beam and nothing we could do about it! Good job they were strangers to us, but I bet it gave them a great after dinner story!

[bakersdozen in reply to moreless]

Oh my goodness! Just picturing squating hey that is a good idea next time I will take a bowl with!..

[Fran182716 in reply to moreless]

Love it! Bet they were entertained for ages☀️

[Claude-1234]

Hahah or walk in an area where there's a coffee shop, pub or bush to pee in!

[DownNotUp]

When treking high in the Himalays you are above the treeline so no bushes. A skirt can be a lifesaver!

[bakersdozen in reply to DownNotUp]

Not to get wet unless you are very efficient!

[WeightWarrior]

Oh lol...this and the replies did make me laugh, thank you! I've seen those she-wee things and female portable urinals advertised...I wonder if they are as good as they are cracked up to be? Ah well at least I don't have to worry about that for now. I hope you manage to find the solution to your issues somehow!

[bakersdozen in reply to WeightWarrior]

Thanks for asking! I am glad I am making everyone laugh!

Actually I forgot that I should not drink an hour before I go out and than I won't have any issues or I just use the shops if they have.

[moreless Administrator SS Supercook 7 stone in reply to bakersdozen]

Of course, you could always plump for the Billy Connelly incontinence knickers

[bakersdozen in reply to moreless]

Or use pull ups!

[moreless Administrator SS Supercook 7 stone in reply to bakersdozen]

Or extra large Tena Lady

[bakersdozen in reply to moreless]

You are coming up with excellent ideas!

[moreless Administrator SS Supercook 7 stone in reply to bakersdozen]

Oh I'm full of bright ideas

[bakersdozen in reply to moreless]

All your hidden talents are being revealed! First a clown now very knowledgeable and creative. Oh my goodness what next is coming!

[moreless Administrator SS Supercook 7 stone in reply to bakersdozen]

Spontaneous combustion

[bakersdozen in reply to moreless]

Your grandchildren have tons of fun with you around!

[moreless Administrator SS Supercook 7 stone in reply to bakersdozen]

We do have a laugh and a carry on

[bakersdozen in reply to moreless]

[tubbycat]

This thread gave me a good laugh and has sent us scurrying to the website for shewees and wonder what the extension pipe is!! There is also an armed forces pack and my husband is threatening to buy me the activity pack for Christmas. Oh dear!

[bakersdozen in reply to tubbycat]

Oh dear am I causing you trouble between you and your spouse?! I better watch myself otherwise I will find myself at the door! I better behave as I am desperate to reach my goal by the time April rolls around!