So I needed to get the results of my latest blood tests on Friday and rang the doctors. I am in a NHS practice of 25,000 patients.
Me: I don't know whether you can help me but I need to pick up a copy of my blood test results. I have chronic lymphocyte leukaemia and it is quite important to me to study any progression in my disease
Receptionist: You will have to ring the results line and it is closed
Me: Yes, but actually the results line is no good for me as they are not clinicians and are merely going to say that I have abnormalities. I need to pick up a copy of the detailed results.
Receptionist: Well I can't give them to you.
Me: Maybe not but there must be some way to access these. I did ask when I had the blood taken on Tuesday that they be made available when in. Are there any notes on my file to say this? How can I get hold of them?
Receptionist: They have only just come in. I am not sure. I can't see your file. Couldn't you just ring the results line on Monday?
Me: No, I really don't think the results line will work for me. How do you suggest I get a copy of them? Can I see a doctor?
Receptionist: No, we have no appointments free. The results line is closed now as I said.
And so we went on until finally I was offered a telephone consultation with a doctor in which, you guessed it, she told me I have CLL! Ah well.............