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Any single ladies out there and looking????

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I have 20 rolls. I think we will be a good match. Get in line. I am responding first.

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OMG, aamkearns, you make me laugh!!! This is brilliant! I'm sure you were always a "good catch", but now more than ever! :)

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MyMiracle13

Awww I have toilet paper rolls to spare but happen to be married.

in reply toMyMiracle13

Good. Less competition in that area.

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Red71

My husband would be upset, but I know a few college students who might give you some competition!

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LOL......Nice to have a husband that would still be jealous! Yes, but do these college kids have toilet paper. I do!

This is funny! I am also married, so will have to pass!

Sophie

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Geez, am I the only single person on this board. I bet our possible relationship would end though once I ran out of TP. He would toss me to the curb.

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Single here too!

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Yes, but do you have toilet paper? LOL

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Becca65 in reply to

I have about 9 rolls

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I have 20. Back off he is mine LOL

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Becca65 in reply to

Have Lysol, a washable reusable mask as well as a box of masks, hand sanitizer two bottles of Clorox cleanup - peroxide and rubbing alcohol. Beat that lol

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Aahh, but you did not read the ad. He is quite clear in what he is seeking in a women. He already has Purell and Lysol. He is looking for a lady with toilet paper and I got 20 SCOTT (brand name, not generic) with extra softness. That beats your items. LOL

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I only have 9 charmin so I guess he’s all yours lol😊

Thanks....I also have enough TP for two so I may not have too much competition in that area. LOL

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Susan1953

We need to laugh more! I saw a pic of a soft taco shell hanging on an empty toilet roll holder. We may have to get creative!!!

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I think of those who have babies. Some lady was on the internet the other day crying because she has a new baby and cannot get diapers anywhere but in times like these, you have to do what ladies hundreds of years before store bought diapers came along, and make some from clothing or whatever and then clean it. I felt badly for her though. It takes a toll as it is to adjust to having a newborn and then to have to deal with what is going on outside, makes it more unbearable. She mentioned that she did not have any family close by. I hope some people heard it and may have been able to send her some diapers.

You don't miss anything until it is taken away from you and you don't really appreciate it until it is given back to you.

in reply toSusan1953

I saw one where it showed a toilet roll wrapped with several CVS receipts bc of all the items people are purchasing. Funny to see the photo.

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hdhonda

You are too funny. Blessings, Hannah

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SusieIM

Ha ha ha this is funny. I needed a laugh :-)

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