a joke, as requested

[ookla]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants.

"What's with the steering wheel?" asks the bartender.

The pirate responds: "Argggh... I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

[glamourcat]

Joke:

Q. What do you call a man with a 1 inch willy?

A. Justin

[Pete-1]

Now that Billy Connolly has been diagnosed with PD I am very hopeful of some good PD related jokes.

[Kaarina Administrator]

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly qualified driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm going to sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

Not funny is it?

I tried!

[Kaarina Administrator]

Travelling down the motorway and needing to use the toilet,

I stopped at a rest area and headed to the gents.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the toilets and I don't know what got into me,

But I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"??

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.. I tell them

"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions." :lol:

This one made me laugh! Do I have a weird sense of humour? Don't answer that!

[Hidden in reply to Kaarina]

Great sense of humor. I had no idea Kaarina. Thanks for the laugh. Never figured out end til I got there. Sign of a great story. irina1975

[Kaarina Administrator]

A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money.

That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he's going down to the local pub.

Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the pub and leave her at home when they need to economize.

The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on. Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, "Why, are we going out together?"

"No," he says. "I'm turning the heating off." :lol:

I will button up now. Happy weekend.

[cicek in reply to Kaarina]

LOL x

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Good jokes Kaarina....

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A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you."

The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine." ;D

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LOL ELISSE

[Kaarina Administrator]

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of manure. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Manure," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."