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Went Friday for teaching about penile injection for getting an erection. The attractive and young nurse said, "grab the head of your penis, stretch out your penis to inject at the base. You may want to lay it out across your thigh for support."

I think, " never, ever in my best/ in my youth could THAT have happened."

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pjd55d profile image
pjd55d

yeah - good one

should have asked him to demonstrate

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dadzone43 in reply topjd55d

yeah, except it was a her

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pjd55d in reply todadzone43

oh

kind of makes it even funnier - is a strange way

I have a number of women Drs who are wonderful - but the one who talks to me about ED and injections is a man

this is just another moment which makes the disease full of " huh ? " or " what ? "

experiences

Best - keep laughing - beats sitting in a corner and crying

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dadzone43 in reply topjd55d

Gotta laugh at it.

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daveh121 in reply topjd55d

Certainly does!

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Davikew

The instruction here in the UK is done by a specialist nurse, when I had mine I not only had her and my partner in the room but a room full of students to learn about the procedure! I did tell them that at that time I’d not had penetrative sex for 18 months so if the injection did work then after I’d made love to my partner, form an orderly queue, hairy men with beards first!!!!

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Handdrummer777 in reply toDavikew

It would certainly be a queue; I don’t know how orderly it would be.

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dadzone43 in reply toDavikew

Orderly or not. If you got the 5-hour erection I got it would be awesome for all.

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Handdrummer777 in reply todadzone43

My God, that’s even longer than “Return of the King, Extended Edition”!

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dadzone43 in reply toHanddrummer777

not fun, though

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Handdrummer777 in reply todadzone43

Yeah, five hours is Ouch time!

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JDP13 in reply toDavikew

Funny how some people feel the need to make a sex tape, and those learning how to inject a drug into his penis just has to ask "how do I still a needle in there? for an audience.

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Handdrummer777

Yeah, that really would have been a stretch.

dadzone43 profile image
dadzone43

stop!

Vitruviusman profile image
Vitruviusman

Be careful with injections. you can get hematomas very easily and resulting scar tissue

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dadzone43 in reply toVitruviusman

Will exercise caution.

That IS hilarious!

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Ram17

When I went in for my bimix training shot, similar story. I have always been a grower. I was sitting on the table under a sheet. We start the lesson and remove the sheet. Doctor goes " oh you have a bit of a belly" as he looks at my stump. I am thinking "you just noticed that I am well padded"? Only way to find it was by standing up. Everybody was watching and my little friend had no intentions of coming out to play no matter how hard I pulled.

Shot worked great. First time ever to have a meal at Olive Garden with a hardon.

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Handdrummer777 in reply toRam17

Gives new meaning to the term "full meal."

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JDP13 in reply toRam17

Who needs unlimited bread sticks when you have one stuffed in your pants.

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dadzone43

wear it with pride, Ram17

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michael42301

Never in my life would I have expected that I'd be greeted by an acquaintance who'd had surgery before I did: "How's your erections?" Or a surgeon who told me to play with myself twice a day.

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