How do you tell a happy cyclist? By the flies in his teeth.
TREE - something that stands still for one hundred years and then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
What goes clip? A horse with one leg.
Irish Humpty Dumpty - the wall fell on him!
Why do gypsies have black and white horses? To pull their caravans.
Tolkien is Hobbit forming.
"Have you any last request when you sit in the electric chair?" "Yes, hold my hand."
With all this old College humour, I'm afraid there has to be a religious one [Courtesy of Billy Connelly]
The Scottish Priest, with a wee bit too much Christmas wine, woke up on Boxing day, all he could remember was talking about "The Big Yin, Junior and the Spook!"
and a political one
MAKE USA "GRATE" AGAIN [D. Trump]
Hope everyone is having a safe and relaxing Sunday, some more bad jokes for you to put your head in your hands about😊
''CHANGES''I promise not to make new posts every day,but sometimes we have to let things flow.
Something to uplift the readers 
Two things to sort 
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