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Time for bed πŸ™‚

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Two little boys were at a wedding when one of them leaned over to the other and asked, "how many wives can a man have?"His friend answered, " sixteen ....

four for better, four for worse, four for richer and four for poorer."

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I believe a lot of conflict in the wild west could have been avoided.

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If the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone!!

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Pre means before.

Post means after.

To use both together.....

Would be preposterous 😊

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.I was just getting ready to get into bed a few minutes ago when she said, " your drunk"

I said " how do you know!"

She said " because you live next door!"

DohπŸ™‰

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Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ omg you have me in stiches

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

😁xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

I need your humor serum

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Thank you, I'm always here, much to some peoples annoyance πŸ˜†πŸ˜†xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ i told you i would slip my hand if i had that mug 🀣🀣

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

πŸ˜„xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Or i would break it

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

I don't know what you can possibly mean by that remark! πŸ˜‰πŸŒΈ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

You love me really 😘

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

You must have irritable vowel syndrome....... 😁🌸

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMarnie22

Pfft 🀣🀣🀣

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

I’m grinning 🀣🀣

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Don't encourage her Pencil 😊x

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Yes ok corrected !!!πŸ˜‰

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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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Things keep going where I don't want to put them! Not fairπŸ˜•

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply to

Ok or maybe turn the volume up a hundred percent to a song πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡πŸ˜±

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Don't encourage himπŸ™„πŸ€£ he will only get worse.

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

🀣🀣🀣

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

And what have you been doing all night young lady ????, 😊

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Watching Midsummer Murders. Why? Have you missed me?😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I always miss you 😘 and now I have drunk too much red wine and need go to sleep soon xxπŸ’•

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Did you know that Bazza in Italian means bargain? We certainly get our money's worth with you darling. Nighty night 😘😴✨🌌

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Good night darling, always a pleasure to talk with you 😘😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

You too 😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

I agree tossing and turning should be exercise

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toHb2003

I agree too. Hb, sorry, I’ve been trying to catch up with you on various threads. Are you less tired today ? 😊

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Yes i am thankfully

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toHb2003

Good

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toNarwhal10

You never say that to me πŸ€”x

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh come on cheer up 🀣🀣

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

I always look on the bright side of life ! There's a song in there somewhere😁

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Bright side of life i love that song 🀣🀣

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

youtu.be/jHPOzQzk9Qo

Just for you 😁

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Thanks πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‡

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I’m a BIG python fan !! 😘

Activity2004 profile image
Activity2004

Extremely funny! My favorite one was of doing exercise! :-)

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

Hope you are well Leah, dont work too hardxxx

Activity2004 profile image
Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

I'm doing okay. Just a little tired from the long day today. Doctor's appointment tomorrow morning. Will be around after I get back.

How are you? :-)

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

Fine I had one today, no problems and the Hospital is like fort Knox temperature on entry , only walk this way all very thorough etc but good if you think about it. And its8 free over here 😁😁xx

Activity2004 profile image
Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

My appointment is going to be free, too, but it's one of the appointments that I would wish was one that could be done on a phone. Oh, well. I see this doctor every 2 years.:-)

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

Just keep safe xx

Activity2004 profile image
Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

Thank you! Will do!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toActivity2004

Hope all goes well tomorrow 😊

Activity2004 profile image
Activity2004β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Thank you! Will let you know what happens when I get done.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22

Hee didly ho-didly hee! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

😁xx

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ you live next door !! Amazing Thanks Bazzak 😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toNarwhal10

It wasn't you tou was it !!!!!πŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ™‰

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

A πŸ”¨ to wake you up

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Snout got nuffin to do with me πŸ˜‚

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits

Whoever it was did have a large proboscis !! ( sorry that sounds rude!☺)

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toBazzak

Flippin tapirs - they get everywhere πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toNarwhal10

🀣🀣xx I think she may have had a stripy bottom, but I was too shocked to look. Well that my excuse anyway

😊😊xx

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I’ve no come back for once 😱

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Hmm or maybe she had bugs crawling all over her bed ?

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10β€’ in reply toHb2003

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toNarwhal10

Gosh that took a dark turn 🀣🀣

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

You know that you swallow bugs while sleeping 🀣🀣🀣

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springcrossβ€’ in reply toNarwhal10

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

🀣🀣 im kidding

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

Lol πŸ˜‚

FearIsALiar profile image
FearIsALiar

I think it should count too! I wonder how many calories I burn by tossing & turning all night LOL!

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toFearIsALiar

Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Brilliant!!! I love them all. Thank you Barrington!! πŸ‘πŸŒˆπŸŒ»

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MoominMomma

🀣🀣🀣

Bridge31 profile image
Bridge31

We were in an hotel room years ago before all the doors had security locks and a drunk man came in, sat on the end of the bed and started to take off his shoes and socks.

When my husband said β€œexcuse me you are in the wrong room” he just picked them up and shuffled off out without a word.

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBridge31

I bet that was Bazzak🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Silence is golden πŸ˜†πŸ˜

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

😁😘Good morning Barry!

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Good morning Maria, hope you are well today , I am starting to go grey overnight ! It's got to be the fault of you ladies!! 😁😊😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Just go to your salon to get it sorted😁

I'm fine thanks- hope you are too 😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I had a conversation with a client in the salon yesterday

Client " sorry Barrington. I have to pay with card again".

Me: " I'm sorry madam we don't take sweaters as payment."

She wasn't that impressed. 😊

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜„Hang on........aren't salons supposed to be closed during the lockdown???Don't worry I won't report you 😘xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ good morning πŸ˜‡

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Good morning to you too. Have a good day xxx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Thanks a lot 😊 you have a good day too my bunny 😊

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

I will. Just making some cookiesπŸͺ

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Yummy πŸ˜‹ what kind of cookies?

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Just plain vanilla. I was going to make white choc chip but I ate the chocolate last nightπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Yummy πŸ˜‹ silly you how much chocolate did you eat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Only a 100g bag of chips. I got a choc craving around midnightπŸ˜„

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Holly moly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

100 grams that’s a lot

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

But I don’t blame you I am the same way πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Well- when you gotta eat chocolate.........

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

You can’t stop πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

It’s so addicting

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

AbsolutelyπŸ˜„πŸ‘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Are you talking about me or chocolate?πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ˜š

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I'll leave you to think about thatπŸ˜„

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Hmm both

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

I need a dose of both

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

😚x

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Hope you used vanilla pods and not flavouring, as the flavouring come from beavers anal glands !! TrueπŸ™‰xx😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

What ?! good morning 😩😊

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Good morning pencil, hope you are well. Yes next time you have an icecream you are licking beavers anal glands 😁😁x

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

ok grossπŸ˜– and how are you doing?

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

I'm fine young lady hope you are well xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

I am doing fine just my left arm feels weird It feels bruised and sore πŸ˜–

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toHb2003

But everything else great

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

sorry to hear that just take it easy x

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

I think I stretched and something popped 😩 it hurts when I reach something

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

A pencil ?? 😁 do we have another name for you ?πŸ™‚

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Hiba πŸ˜‡

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Hiba lovely name πŸ’• I promise to never call you pencil again xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Thanks a lot it means gift 😊

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

And I am sure you are a gift, to your family and especially to your brother 😚

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Thanks 😊

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

Promise approved 😊

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toHb2003

You have a witness to that promise- me!

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Yes 😊 I promise you

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Maria, I have put a new post up ( a serious one) I guarantee you cannot read the poem without tears coming into your eyes, they did with me 😘xx

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Just read it. You are absolutely right. I was arching the service for the Unknown Warrior this morning and the reading by the Poet Laureate and the one about the widow being convinced that it was her husband had me in bits .

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ😘😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Madbunny is googling it as we speak!

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh bu***r! I used ground pod. If I'd known about the flavouring I would have used that for added spice🀣🀣🀣 Btw you put 'annual'.You do realise the others will pounce on that and it' ll be pilkergate all over again😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I hate predictive text !!!

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Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Delete your post then they will not see it !!!!😘😜😘😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh come on- and deprive us all of a good laugh. If I was feeling particularly mean I' d message them just to make sure they knew about itπŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I bet you did !!!😊😊x

MadBunny profile image
MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Actually no I haven't 😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Xx

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Reving

Great picture this morning Bazzak

I I have another full day of training today and then I have another meeting following that so it will be very late when I finish tonight. So food is going to be a bit of a challenge.

I think I'll go a soup out of the fridge freezer again for lunch so.

L: fridge door soup

D: I really don't know and my husband will need to cook tonight. And they come back on later if I have inspiration or if my husband tells me what we are eating.

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

Psst look at my recent post πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ shh 🀫

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toHb2003

Where Hiba ? Xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003β€’ in reply toBazzak

search up for bazzak and the rest of the gang

Spanaway profile image
Spanaway

Very funny πŸ˜‚ just what is needed in these times! Thank you and have a wonderful day

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Smiler53

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sara_2611

Ha ha ha where did you find that joke or did you make i up

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RLN-overcomer

LOL :) The getting in bed drunk LOL :) Reminds me of my sisters ex-husband who would get drunk, and try to use his key to get in to what he thought was their apartment, but it was my sisters neighbors apartments. I can laugh about it now :| Thanking GOD my sister finally got rid of that loser :) .

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