Two little boys were at a wedding when one of them leaned over to the other and asked, "how many wives can a man have?"His friend answered, " sixteen ....
four for better, four for worse, four for richer and four for poorer."
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I believe a lot of conflict in the wild west could have been avoided.
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If the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone!!
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Pre means before.
Post means after.
To use both together.....
Would be preposterous 😊
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.I was just getting ready to get into bed a few minutes ago when she said, " your drunk"
I said " how do you know!"
She said " because you live next door!"
Doh🙉
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Fine I had one today, no problems and the Hospital is like fort Knox temperature on entry , only walk this way all very thorough etc but good if you think about it. And its8 free over here 😁😁xx
My appointment is going to be free, too, but it's one of the appointments that I would wish was one that could be done on a phone. Oh, well. I see this doctor every 2 years.
We were in an hotel room years ago before all the doors had security locks and a drunk man came in, sat on the end of the bed and started to take off his shoes and socks.
When my husband said “excuse me you are in the wrong room” he just picked them up and shuffled off out without a word.
Just read it. You are absolutely right. I was arching the service for the Unknown Warrior this morning and the reading by the Poet Laureate and the one about the widow being convinced that it was her husband had me in bits .
Oh bu***r! I used ground pod. If I'd known about the flavouring I would have used that for added spice🤣🤣🤣 Btw you put 'annual'.You do realise the others will pounce on that and it' ll be pilkergate all over again😘
I I have another full day of training today and then I have another meeting following that so it will be very late when I finish tonight. So food is going to be a bit of a challenge.
I think I'll go a soup out of the fridge freezer again for lunch so.
L: fridge door soup
D: I really don't know and my husband will need to cook tonight. And they come back on later if I have inspiration or if my husband tells me what we are eating.
LOL The getting in bed drunk LOL Reminds me of my sisters ex-husband who would get drunk, and try to use his key to get in to what he thought was their apartment, but it was my sisters neighbors apartments. I can laugh about it now Thanking GOD my sister finally got rid of that loser .
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Thanking GOD my sister finally got rid of that loser 
Another painting. Not an animal this time.
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Time out 
Tough times