Marnie and Madbunny are they looking at you two ?. !!🙂

[Bazzak]

I paid a carpenter up front to make me a kingsize four poster bed

two weeks later, he's done a bunk

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.when you visit slimmingworld website for the first time, and it asks you to accept cookies, is it a test?

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.I'm confident that my application to join our local Scrabble Club will be accepted.

My neighbour is on the committee and has put a good word in for me.........

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.chatting to a mate the other night, he informed me he has developed an addiction for collecting Beatles first issue records

I said 'You need help!'

'no' he replied' I already have that one'..

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Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid ?

I sent mine back a fortnight ago and I’ve heard nothing since

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.A horse walks into a bar.

The barman says, "why the long face?"

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.There’s a bloke on social media called Buster, he keeps sending me loads & loads of videos of 70’s group, the Sweet.

Does anyone know the way?

There’s got to be a way,

To block Buster..

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.Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts 'Mickey Mouse!'

This startles the would-be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, 'What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?'

Blushing, the agent replies, 'I got nervous. I meant to shout 'Donald, duck!'