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A Bit OF Light Relief.

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I was wondering why the only place I could get a signal on my mobile phone was in the amusement arcade.

Then the penny dropped...

I found a photo of when I boxed. If you turn it sideways it actually looks like I am standing up.

Just seen Elvis in B&Q...

Returned a sander!

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Marnie22

Very funny! I thought the mask was for Pinnochio! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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Soooo funny! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Brilliant fun 🀩

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footgo

Great, thank you!

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πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„Looks like Bazzak has got some serious competition with the jokes!

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Johnemβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

A bloke goes into a chip shop with a salmon under his arm and says

"Have you got any Fishcake's"

Chap behind the counter says "no mate sorry"

The bloke then says "shame, its his birthday"

Sorry, :-)

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lol!!!

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