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Kids of today, know how to let their girlfriends down lightly🙂

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My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses...Before that, life was a blur...

I'm thinking of taking up Fencing, its the ultimate Covid-19 sport

You wear a mask.

You wear gloves.

And if anyone comes within 6 feet of you, you stab them.

I found I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice

My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and the natural sugars

But I really think it's the vodka !.

Sorry folks bad jokes

But I'm not totally useless.

I can be used as a bad example !......

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Thanks Bazzak for unfaiingly keeping us cheerful, especially at this time when so many have little to look forward to! 🤣👍🙏

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leo60

Love the fencing one!! xx

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springcross

😂😂

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MadBunny

Not as bad as this one

I have an extensive collection of spades.My friend asked me why I collect them. I told him it's because they're such a ground breaking invention.

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🤣 yes bad!!

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blackbeauty99

Love reading your jokes they always cheer me up :)

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footgo

Good evening Barry, l hope that you have had a good day.

Thank you for your latest contribution to the happiness of so many, all patiently waiting for your humour to cheer us up!🤗❤️😎🙏

The fencing joke was most appropriate after our government’s latest lockdown threats.

Bad jokes? Never!

Keep well, best wishes to you and your wife, Tim.

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