Parent #1: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?
Parent #2: You told me to change the baby
.Did you hear about the lady who traveled to the ocean to have her baby?
She needed a sea section.
How did it work out for the lady who had a sea section?
She gave birth to a bouncing baby buoy!
Why did the man bring his pregnant wife a small lizard?
She told him to pick up a baby monitor.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
How did Batman decorate baby Robin’s crib?
With a bat mobile.
If a baby refuses to go to sleep…
is he resisting arrest?
Peter: My mom is having a new baby.
Joy: What’s wrong with the old one?
Did you know that you can get a wooden car seat?
It comes with a sign that says, “Baby on Board.”
What do you call a newborn baby? Anything you want.
I tried to steal candy from a newborn baby, but he slapped my hand away.
Turns out he wasn’t born yesterday.
I think the hospital accidentally switched our babies at birth…
They’re identical twins, so it’s hard to be sure
Oh, and funny isn't it, how we used to eat cake after somebody had blown on it !!!🙂
xx Love the expression on the babies' faces !! xx
Sadness at seeing the other woman in my Fathers life