Dear Mums (and Dads),
The Phone rings, one morning, and the girl answers it, to a familiar voice. "Oh Mum!" she blurts out "I'm having a 'Dreadful' morning... The baby, won't feed, Jacqui has a 'tummy upset', my Washing Machine has broken, the Dog has been sick, the Car won't start....." "Calm Down Sweetheart" replies, the voice, sympathetically "I'll Feed the Baby, give Jacqui a gentle 'Rub' and Clear Up, after the Dog. Then I'll Pack your Washing and Call Brian then...." "Who is 'Brian'?" interrupts the girl "Brian, your Husband" replies 'Mum'. "But my Husband is Tom" says the girl. "Oh Sorry" replies the lady "I must have the wrong number".... "YOU MEAN YOUR NOT COMMING!!!!" screams the girl.
Just thought I'd raise a grin....
AndrewT
For bazzak and the gang 😇 I’m laughing over here head over heels parody 😂
A quotation for Monday 30th March 2020 
Symptoms of a Covid Toe.