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One from our Latest Church Magazine.

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Dear All,

I have just read, our latest, Church Magazine and this rather amused me....

'Swimming pools are now allowed to Open. Social distancing must be kept, so lanes 1,3,5 will not have water in them.'

One that I heard a while back now.... A group of Children were playing, a Game of Cricket, in the street. One child, a boy of about four, sat forlornly, on his own, some distance from the rest. A Kindly Lady approached and the child looked up, since he looked 'so sad', the lady reached down to him. As the boy stood up another child 'raced' over "Don't take Him 'lady', he's the Wicket!"

A man (or woman) is walking along the road, when he passes a 'Wooden Panelled' fence. From behind the fence a voice is saying "Twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one....". As the man stops, to investigate, he notices a small 'Knott Hole', at about eye level. Intrigued the man puts his eye 'up' to the hole, attempting to 'see' inside. Suddenly a finger Pokes him, in the eye, causing him to 'pull away' quickly. As the man rubs his, by now, rather sore eye the voice, changes to, "Twenty-two, twenty-two, twenty-two....

A Gorilla steps into the bath "OOOH, OOOH, WAAAAHH, OOOOOH, UUUUUUAH, WAAAAAH, OHH, OOOH" he intones. "Well put some COLD, in then" says his Wife. (We won't worry, too much, about a Gorilla actually owning a bath, far less him having a wife...)

Hopefully I have Raised a Smile and 'everyone' is OK. Take care, my friends.

AndrewT

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You did raise a smile Andrew, very good.😂.

Stay safe and well.

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Sheperdess

Excellent fun 😂 thank you

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VelvetSky

Very neat!

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Suffolklady

Good fun

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MadBunny

😂Thanks for these. The cricket and fence ones really made me laugh out loud!

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AndrewT

Another Stupid One..... Watson comes in, one day, to find Holmes painting the Front Door yellow. "Why are you painting the door Holmes?" enquired Watson. To which Holmes replies..... "It's a 'Lemon Entry' my dear Watson" (Elementary).

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