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The wife's picking on me again!!

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I have just bought myself a senior's GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tell me why I wanted to go !!πŸ‘

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Activity2004

Good one! :-)

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

Poor lady? Everyone calls her Nurse Ratched πŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ™‰x

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Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

Awe!:-)

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

I do exaggerate sometimes πŸ€” she looks more like thisπŸ‘Ώ xx

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Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

It's okay. Don't worry. :-)

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Agoodenoughβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜‚

AndrewT profile image
AndrewTβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Wonderful Film 'One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest', I like the 'Chief' best.... you never quite Find out, do you?

Wasn't it Yvette Cooper? I can check with the film, I do have it.... somewhere! The 'Elecro- Convulsive Therapy' part is excellent......

AndrewT

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BabsyWabsyβ€’ in reply toAndrewT

Yvette Cooper is MP for Knottingley in West Yorks!

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leo60

πŸ˜‚ poor lady xx

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panda60

Ooh I want one-can it tell what you went upstairs to get and forgot it anyway???

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply topanda60

Yep, even why you went into the bathroom !!

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panda60β€’ in reply toBazzak

Sounds even better - especially when I confused the shampoo with shower gel and had to start again! Why do they have to make the containers look so alike???

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SORRELHIPPOReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply topanda60

As far as I am concerned they both work equally well for either, when I used to go swimming, used to take one bottle and use all over in the showers. Am just lazy.

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Lurcher-ladyβ€’ in reply topanda60

They do it so you spend more money πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

TMI. πŸ™„πŸŒΈ

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Marnie22

I never get lost because people are always telling me where to go.......😱🌸

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SORRELHIPPOReading Rabbits

I worked once with a great guy, who had had a head injury, the one thing he could not do was drive to somewhere specific. could drive perfectly safely, but where?. Long before GPS, however he could follow written directions and could learn to go through a pile of sheets of paper. So he had a small pad on the dash board, labelled Sister, Supermarket etc. at the top of each page it reminded him where this was taking him, and the last sheet, said why he was going (shopping list etc). The extraordinary thing was, he could find his way home from anywhere, never got lost, a relative of his joked he must be part homing pigeon.

Haha... I love those! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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footgo

Brilliant Barry, my wife asked if that was why l married her. Remembering the age difference. I just gave her a reassuring smile.

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daveh121

Pretty good. Thanks!

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Ianc2

The tricky part part is when you go upstairs to get something, put some shoes back under the stairs, drop some dishes in the dishwasher, pick up the keys off the stairs, stick the towels in the washing basket, take some socks out of the airing cupboard and put them in a drawer. Go down stairs have a cup of tea. Wife says 'Did you get your wallet'?

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Want2BHappy3

This was Hilarious, thanks for Sharing πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜·πŸ™

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MadBunny

😊😊😊

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margaretpaloma

Love the Senior GPS one, how many time do I go to get something and come back without it? Wonder if anyone makes them? ;-)

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margaretpaloma

We used to live in the 'Campo' here in Spain (countryside). When returning home turn out of the village then drive along a track with a sheer drop to the left for about 2 km.

Half way along it 'Mabel' (our name for our GPS' rather plummy voice) would say 'turn left, then you have arrived at your destination' and get quite irate with us when we didn't insisting we turn round.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply tomargaretpaloma

πŸ˜πŸ‘x

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Sheila_G

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚x

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Agoodenough

Very good. Love your posts!

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Whippetygirl

Love it.

AndrewT profile image
AndrewT

Dear Bazzak,

There is Lovely, and ALMOST believable, story of the wife, who says to her Husband "Sweetheart could you get me some Strawberries please, there in the Fridge."

"Of course, my Love, anything for you"

So off 'trots' Hubby and much banging, crashing and thumping, is heard. After about half an hour he returns, carrying a plate of Bacon & Eggs.

The wife looks at him, then at the plate, then back at him and says "You Twit, you forgot my Toast!"

I can just 'see' that, can't you?

AndrewT

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toAndrewT

Very good!😁xx

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