I have just bought myself a senior's GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tell me why I wanted to go !!π
The wife's picking on me again!! - Positive Wellbein...
Positive Wellbeing During Self-Isolation
The wife's picking on me again!!
The ability to reply to this post has been turned off.
Good one!
Poor lady? Everyone calls her Nurse Ratched πππx
Wonderful Film 'One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest', I like the 'Chief' best.... you never quite Find out, do you?
Wasn't it Yvette Cooper? I can check with the film, I do have it.... somewhere! The 'Elecro- Convulsive Therapy' part is excellent......
AndrewT
π poor lady xx
Ooh I want one-can it tell what you went upstairs to get and forgot it anyway???
Yep, even why you went into the bathroom !!
Sounds even better - especially when I confused the shampoo with shower gel and had to start again! Why do they have to make the containers look so alike???
As far as I am concerned they both work equally well for either, when I used to go swimming, used to take one bottle and use all over in the showers. Am just lazy.
I never get lost because people are always telling me where to go.......π±πΈ
I worked once with a great guy, who had had a head injury, the one thing he could not do was drive to somewhere specific. could drive perfectly safely, but where?. Long before GPS, however he could follow written directions and could learn to go through a pile of sheets of paper. So he had a small pad on the dash board, labelled Sister, Supermarket etc. at the top of each page it reminded him where this was taking him, and the last sheet, said why he was going (shopping list etc). The extraordinary thing was, he could find his way home from anywhere, never got lost, a relative of his joked he must be part homing pigeon.
Haha... I love those! ππ
Brilliant Barry, my wife asked if that was why l married her. Remembering the age difference. I just gave her a reassuring smile.
Pretty good. Thanks!
The tricky part part is when you go upstairs to get something, put some shoes back under the stairs, drop some dishes in the dishwasher, pick up the keys off the stairs, stick the towels in the washing basket, take some socks out of the airing cupboard and put them in a drawer. Go down stairs have a cup of tea. Wife says 'Did you get your wallet'?
This was Hilarious, thanks for Sharing ππ·π
πππ
Love the Senior GPS one, how many time do I go to get something and come back without it? Wonder if anyone makes them?
We used to live in the 'Campo' here in Spain (countryside). When returning home turn out of the village then drive along a track with a sheer drop to the left for about 2 km.
Half way along it 'Mabel' (our name for our GPS' rather plummy voice) would say 'turn left, then you have arrived at your destination' and get quite irate with us when we didn't insisting we turn round.
ππx
Very good. Love your posts!
Love it.
Dear Bazzak,
There is Lovely, and ALMOST believable, story of the wife, who says to her Husband "Sweetheart could you get me some Strawberries please, there in the Fridge."
"Of course, my Love, anything for you"
So off 'trots' Hubby and much banging, crashing and thumping, is heard. After about half an hour he returns, carrying a plate of Bacon & Eggs.
The wife looks at him, then at the plate, then back at him and says "You Twit, you forgot my Toast!"
I can just 'see' that, can't you?
AndrewT
The ability to reply to this post has been turned off.