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Activity2004

That’s a great one, Bazzak !πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

Hope you are well Activity, don't work too hard xx

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Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

I’m doing okay. Thank you!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

You okay?

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

Yes thank you x

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Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

That’s good.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

Activity, have you ever watched the film Notting Hill ?. Its an English film with Hugh Grant and Julia Robert's, I have just seen it here on tv ( for the 5th time) and it still leaves a lovely warm feeling I can really recomend it if you haven't seen it. ( English humour though ! Xx)

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Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

I have heard of it, but I don’t remember if I had seen it. Julia Roberts is one of my favorite actresses.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

It is a lovely film, you may get a little lost with the English accents and as I said humour, and it was filmed in central Lindon where I live !.

Have a good night and speak soon xx

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Activity2004β€’ in reply toBazzak

Thank you! Speak soon and good night.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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bobbybobbAmbassadorβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

Talking about Hugh Grant, have you ever watched a film called, Mickey Blue Eyes, it is a comedy and hilariously funny. In the film he has to try and take off a New York accent and messes up. It has a great American cast in. 😊🌸

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Activity2004β€’ in reply tobobbybobb

Haven’t seen that one. Will have to see if I can get it on TV.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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bobbybobbAmbassadorβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

You will laugh all the way through. Even though I've watched it a few times, every time it comes on, I watch it again and I get belly ache with laughing. 🌼🌼

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Activity2004β€’ in reply tobobbybobb

I hope it’s not on cable only.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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bobbybobbAmbassadorβ€’ in reply toActivity2004

It a few years old now, so it should be easy to get. Might even show on you tube. 😊🌸

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Activity2004β€’ in reply tobobbybobb

Will have to see what happens soon. πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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Jennymary

That's brilliant πŸ˜‚

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Marnie22

Yes, that is! Love it. Now you have challenged me! Stand by for my next joke ....😁

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Can't wait xx

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

It's posted!

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

I can see I have a serious opponent 😁😁😁x

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Buddy34

Oh see you🀣🀣🀣

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBuddy34

Xβ™₯️x

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AndrewT

I LOVE that one Bazzak... I might even 'Steal' it! I nearly wrote 'Steel' it.... That would have 'Shown My Metal'!

AndrewT

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toAndrewT

😁 You are welcome Andrew, there are worse to come 😫

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AndrewTβ€’ in reply toBazzak

My Grandfather was told to 'Walk Five Miles A Day'... that was A fortnight ago, he is now SEVENTY miles, from home and No-one knows where he isπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜€πŸ˜›.

AndrewT

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toAndrewT

😁

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Kainan

Haha πŸ˜‚ good one! Took me a sec but that’s clever

🌽🌽🌽, but still funny Bazzak! πŸ˜„

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Kitten58

Ouch. 🀯

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MaggieSylvie

This is an example of why English speakers have such a sense of humour. Other languages don't have the huge number of idioms that must seem very strange if someone takes them literally. LOL

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MidoriVisually impairedβ€’ in reply toMaggieSylvie

Absolutely. I think because English is a 'Mongerel' language, with loan words from just about everywhere, that it has many more 'descriptive' words than other languages.

To give an example, I'm trying to learn Welsh, and I'm having problems with the lack of words in Welsh, and trying to add advanced descriptors without having to fall back into English to explain my point adequately.

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MadBunny

BrilliantπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sara_2611

OH BRILLIANT A LOAD OF OLD COBBLERS!! (a person who mends shoes) someone has walked away with that idea lol

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AndrewTβ€’ in reply toSara_2611

Love it, you are clearly the 'SOLE' of the party....SorryπŸ™„. I think you NAILED it anyway....πŸ₯΄

AndrewT

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Sara_2611β€’ in reply toAndrewT

OOOOHHHHH!!! why did i not think of that -i sat trying to JOG my memory for some shoes jokes thats why I came up with the weakest one of all (cobblers)

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AndrewTβ€’ in reply toSara_2611

If I say THIS one you will Squ(h)EEL in pain😣. So I suppose I'd better just 'Hot Foot' it away!πŸ‘£ There are Loads of Shoe, Boot and 'other' Footwear jokes Sara... Come on. I could give you a 'Sneekers' clue, if you like, but I wouldn't want to CLOG you of ideasπŸ™ˆ.

So I'll just 'Flip Flop' off.

AndrewT

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Sara_2611β€’ in reply toAndrewT

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT !!! yes there are too many -same with the toilet jokes

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AndrewTβ€’ in reply toSara_2611

Dear Sara_2611,

Please excuse me 'Shoehorning' my way, back in here😊. I was was just thinking of putting my 'Tongue' outπŸ˜›, at you, because you seem rather 'Tightly Laced'γ€° (the absolute 'closest' I could find to laces.)

You really should relax more and 'PUT YOUR FEET UP' and not get too 'UP TIGHT'😁.

I'd better 'RUN' now😬.

AndrewT

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toAndrewT

I see I have couple of members who can take over the mantle of posting the worst joke of the day.

Love it😁😁😁😁xx

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Oooooh no

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toCraftyperson

What have I done ?πŸ™‰ I always think it must be me xx

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CraftypersonReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Nothing it's one of those jokes it's so bad it's good

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toCraftyperson

Xx

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Sara_2611

HISS OFF!!! LOL (QUOTED FROM OCTOPUSSY)

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AndrewT

Now THAT is 'Terrible' Mr-Zoonie πŸ˜¬πŸ˜£πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€.

AndrewT

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Sara_2611

octopi?? octopusses isnt it??

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