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Me trying to have a sensible conversation with Marnie22 πŸ™‰πŸ™‰

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I won 2nd prize in a competition, they gave me a map of the night sky.

It was a constellation prize

After my prostrate exam the doctor left the room and the nurse entered...

She then uttered the five words no man wants to hear..

.”who the heck was that?”

I took my young grandkids to see Thor. I thought it was the sequel to Frozen.

The guy who invented predictive texting died last week. His funfair is next monkey.

Just found out I've failed my German exam - Sacre Bleu!

I got hit by a rental car today.

It bloody Hertz

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πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ very good!!!

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Marnie22

I have one question. In the photo, which one is which? LOL!!!!πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

You see my dear Marnie, you have just proved the photo is correct. Now can you please be normal πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBazzak

I can see your brain ticking !! πŸ˜†πŸ˜xx

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

That's a feat in itself, given the state of my brain! 😁🌸

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Ha ha ha! πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈ

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Oh, sorry, forgot to answer your question........

Not sure if I can be normal as I have never tried it. Will have to get back to you on that. Just off to blow a balloon up with my left nostril........πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

I wouldn't change you for the world!

πŸ’•xx

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜„

Oh, and by the way, when did you EVER try to have a sensible conversation with me?!πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Every time my MarnieπŸ’•, I cant help it if you are a Guardian reader πŸ™‰πŸ™‰x

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

I'll have you know I read a wide range of online newspapers........but yes, I am a Guardian reader, although they are a bit right wing for me! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

🀣🀣🀣 I love you and your wit xxx

Never change xx

And Iwill never win!!!!πŸ’•

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

I appreciate your lovely comment. And I am glad you are a fluffy cat. And I know I am not supposed to start a sentence with, 'and,' but I am feeling rebellious tonight.

πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Just purr and chill xx😊

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Miaow! πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

See what I mean, I will never win 🀣xx

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Purrrrrr.......

πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

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CraftypersonReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Normals over rated, fun and different MUCH better

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toCraftyperson

Agree! πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ

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CraftypersonReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Glad you do

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Agoodenough

Very good Bazzak 😁

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toAgoodenough

Yes well,

It was an eeny meeny miny moe between you and Marnie, Agoodenough 😊😊xx

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Smiler53

Excellent πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbits

You were on my eeny meeny miny moe too young lady!!!!

😊😊😘xx

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thara9643

What competition

I’m sorry to hear that

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits

Love you too xx☺

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22

Don't get him (re)started! πŸ€ͺ🌸

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Marnie22

None at all! πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ

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Gillyflower18

🀣🀣🀣🀣again!

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blackbeauty99

Haha funny as always! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

I love the picture aswell, it is so cute! 🐱

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Sheila_G

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Absolutely brilliant. I needed something to laugh at today.

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footgo

A very good morning to you Barry

All wonderful as per usual, many thanks!

β€œWho the heck was that”, brilliant!

I am very pleased not to be β€œnormal”. Too stressful!

I have to say though, the amazing humour that you and Marnie have going between the two of you is priceless! Unrehearsed, the two of you should be on television, we need more laughs like this.

Have a great day

Tim

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Marnie22β€’ in reply tofootgo

Thank you for the compliment! I am trying to decide which of us is Morecambe and which one is Wise! I do have short , fat hairy legs, so that might be a clue!

πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈ

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footgoβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

πŸ˜ŠπŸ€”πŸ€”? You are both amazing, lovely dry humour. Love it 😊!

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Marnie22β€’ in reply tofootgo

I am glad. We need some laughter in these difficult times. πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

footgo profile image
footgoβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

πŸ’―% correct. I think it was Charlie Chaplin who said β€œa day without laughter was a day wasted”! So very true.

There used to be so many brilliant comedians about (quite a few) years ago now. Some corny, you could still have a good laugh. The Goons used to be one of my favourites, Spike Milligan, (brilliant) Peter Sellers ( so many great films), Harry Secombe, (amazing voice).

Have a wonderful evening,

Tim

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Marnie22β€’ in reply tofootgo

Thank you Tim. πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

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jillydabrat

A good start to the day with a good laugh

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny

And there was me thinking Hertz van rental was a Dutch footballer........

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Very good 😁😘

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toMadBunny

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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MadBunny

Blimey a compliment from you😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Yes well , today is be kind day to people who support useless football teams. And you sprung straight to mind. !!😊😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„That's so nice of you😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I know 😊😊😘x

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Oooh, that's a bit mean.......but funny! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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MadBunny

πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

πŸ’•x

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Love the predictive text one, the bane of mobile phones!!

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toCraftyperson

I really don't like I.T. that thinks it knows better than me - even if it does! πŸ™‚πŸŒΈ

Craftyperson profile image
CraftypersonReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

LOL it's the ones you don't notice that can REALLY get you into trouble!!

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toCraftyperson

πŸ˜ƒπŸŒΈ

Craftyperson profile image
CraftypersonReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Why is it it can turn an innocent word into something naughty?

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22β€’ in reply toCraftyperson

It's other people's dodgy minds........like Bazzak's.......πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

I am watching ladies,just wait !!

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toBazzak

Quick off the blocks, that's what I like to see! ☺🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Slowly slowly catch monkey xx😚😚

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CraftypersonReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toBazzak

So long as I'm not the monkey!!

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CraftypersonReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

That's VERY dodgy!!

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RLN-overcomer

You, and Marnie :|:| have me/us LOL. During these challenging times we can't have enough joy :) :| .

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