I won 2nd prize in a competition, they gave me a map of the night sky.
It was a constellation prize
After my prostrate exam the doctor left the room and the nurse entered...
She then uttered the five words no man wants to hear..
.βwho the heck was that?β
I took my young grandkids to see Thor. I thought it was the sequel to Frozen.
The guy who invented predictive texting died last week. His funfair is next monkey.
Just found out I've failed my German exam - Sacre Bleu!
I got hit by a rental car today.
It bloody Hertz