Wife : " I just asked my husband if he remembers what day today is...
Scaring men is easy !!! πx
Wife : " I just asked my husband if he remembers what day today is...
Scaring men is easy !!! πx
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Haha Bazzak! More than a grain of truth in that one! π
So true and funny, Bazzak ! Thank you for posting it for us.
When a wife asks her husband if he knows what day it is - it is usually their wedding anniversary!
No xx β€
Or her birthday
No, the last time she asked me what is special about this day! I thought and thought and couldn't remember, I'm sorry darling I said very humbley I really can't remember. Well it was 40 years ago that you proposed to to me in the KFC in Wimbledon!! I didn't like to tell her it was a Wimpy π
My late wife had the same birthday as my mother, which made it easier.
My wife made us get married on my birthday so I couldn't forget our anniversary. ( true)
And commiserstions on losing, I'm very sure, your special wife β€x
Brilliant, love that one.
Very funny. ππ
Very good both of them
NOT as bad as "So... What do you 'think'? How was he supposed to Notice a new Handkerchief?π
AndrewT
That is so heartless...
My Mrs has two phrases that get me....
the first starts βIβve been thinkingβ...now that means expenditure and will cost me
the other is more ominous and scary and frightens the bejasus out of me and starts β We need to talk....β
I am loving the comments. Having said that, I used to get so upset that important people to me didn't remember my birthday that I decided I would remind them before hand because they can't help it if they are inferior beings in that sense and I know I'm important to them and they do not intentionally upset me. So now I have a fantastic husband and 8 wonderful children every birthday rather than a bunch of selfish opinionated low lives. It is all a matter of perspective and it is their choice what they do, after all. Then birthdays do not end up being minefields of disappointment and I feel mature and sensible than end up sobbing in my pillow that nobody loves me enough to remember.
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