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Wife : " I just asked my husband if he remembers what day today is...

Scaring men is easy !!! ๐Ÿ˜x

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Haha Bazzak! More than a grain of truth in that one! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Activity2004

So true and funny, Bazzak ! :-) Thank you for posting it for us.

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S11m

When a wife asks her husband if he knows what day it is - it is usually their wedding anniversary!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to S11m

No xx โค

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

I have been married only once and get this question at least, and I mean at least 5 times a year, and it scares me every time! ๐Ÿ˜ซxx

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits in reply to S11m

Or her birthday

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Craftyperson

No, the last time she asked me what is special about this day! I thought and thought and couldn't remember, I'm sorry darling I said very humbley I really can't remember. Well it was 40 years ago that you proposed to to me in the KFC in Wimbledon!! I didn't like to tell her it was a Wimpy ๐Ÿ˜

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

LOL David was very good at remembering

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S11m in reply to Craftyperson

My late wife had the same birthday as my mother, which made it easier.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to S11m

My wife made us get married on my birthday so I couldn't forget our anniversary. ( true)

And commiserstions on losing, I'm very sure, your special wife โคx

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Bingo88 in reply to Bazzak

I got married for my 1st time on my 50th Birthday. 15yrs this year hopefully if we get through Lockdown Brian

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits in reply to S11m

My sister and first hubby shared same birthday just a year apart so neither had an excuse to forget

Brilliant, love that one. :)

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springcross

Very funny. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Very good both of them

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AndrewT

NOT as bad as "So... What do you 'think'? How was he supposed to Notice a new Handkerchief?๐Ÿ˜€

AndrewT

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Joliv61

That is so heartless...

My Mrs has two phrases that get me....

the first starts โ€œIโ€™ve been thinkingโ€...now that means expenditure and will cost me

the other is more ominous and scary and frightens the bejasus out of me and starts โ€œ We need to talk....โ€

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Kickupbum

I am loving the comments. Having said that, I used to get so upset that important people to me didn't remember my birthday that I decided I would remind them before hand because they can't help it if they are inferior beings in that sense and I know I'm important to them and they do not intentionally upset me. So now I have a fantastic husband and 8 wonderful children every birthday rather than a bunch of selfish opinionated low lives. It is all a matter of perspective and it is their choice what they do, after all. Then birthdays do not end up being minefields of disappointment and I feel mature and sensible than end up sobbing in my pillow that nobody loves me enough to remember.

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