Total Silliness….

[AndrewT]

Dear All,

There has been, a great deal, of 'Utter Silliness/ Stupidity' on these pages- of late..... And WHY NOT? Some involving Household Items, other Garden ones so, in light of this, I'm going to 'Find' Things we haven't mentioned yet.....

I looked in the Freezer- there were a, few 'things' that Didn't seem 'Veggi- Cleaver'😊, then those that did, at least Used Their Loaf😋. I Was going to Meat, other things, but- one at least- started 'Beefing' at me😄. I looked further Down and 'Found' some Older Items... A Spare Meal, from the Battle of Waterloo- marked 'Reserved For The Emperor'.... It still had some 'Bony Parts' on display😆. Right at the Bottom, there was a Couple of Meals marked 'Best before end 'Great Biblical Flood'.... I was 'aware' that freezer needed Defrosting, but that's ridiculous😁.

Next I looked 'Under The Sink'.... After I removed the Dust, Dirt, Spider's Webs, 1940's Carpet Cleaner, Anti- Tank Bombs, DIY Fallout Shelter and all the 'Dirty Mags' (So That's Where 'HE' hid them)😬- there wasn't much left actually. Whether that Bowling Ball, really IS the one that Sir Francis Drake was using, when the Armada was sighted, is 'Debateable'- I mean did they have Tesco's then?😂 I didn't know that Faraday liked Pets, he must have though, because I found his CAGE🥴. There was a 'Horse Chestnut Seed' apparently carried by William The CONKER-er (conqueror)😏. Some Small Onions, previously owned by, The Lady Of Shallotte🤗. A 'slip' of FBI paper, naming the 'Real Killer' of JFK.... I think that 'Mr Blobby' WAS probably a Hoax, mind you he Nearly Killed us!🤢.

Anyway I then went out into the Garden to see 'Duke', Next door's dog, Fast Asleep... Ok, I thought, I'll 'Let Sleeping Dogs Lie'.🤦‍♂️

Over to you...

AndrewT