A Joke, for our American friends - Positive Wellbein...

Positive Wellbeing During Self-Isolation

9,738 posts

A Joke, for our American friends

AndrewT profile image
0 Replies

Old 'Bubba' dies, so the local Authorities call in his two best friends, John Boy and Blue, to identify the body. Fist John Boy, goes into the Mortuary, but returns stating "That ain't Bubba". Next it's the turn of Blue, he goes in and once again sates "Nope That ain't Bubba". Surprised the Sheriff askes them both 'Why', it isn't Bubba. "Well" begins Blue "Whenever the three of us walk, down the road, together everyone says "There goes Bubba, with them two A.rseholes!" ('Hell Fire boy, I reckon that there tryin' ter say that, them two ain't so smart!') Please excuse my Dreadful American Accents here....Do you remember that wonderful Bond film, Live And Let Die? The, many talented Clifton James, as Sheriff J.W. Pepper? Apparently he is a New Yorker. If not, DO check it out...The scene in the Everglades.

Well, I guess, I'd better be Goin' I'm a cookin' Dinner. Very Best Wishes

AndrewT

Written by
AndrewT profile image
AndrewT
To view profiles and participate in discussions please or .

The ability to reply to this post has been turned off.

Not what you're looking for?

You may also like...

A 'Silly' Joke, pay attention now

Dear Everyone, Another 'Bit' of Harmless Fun.... There are two Skunks, one called Inne, and the...
AndrewT profile image

Another 'Funny' but NOT Offensive Joke.

Dear All, There are two men out in the Desert Sun, how they 'got' there isn't important. After an...
AndrewT profile image

One from our Latest Church Magazine.

Dear All, I have just read, our latest, Church Magazine and this rather amused me.... 'Swimming...
AndrewT profile image

Questions, or Riddles, you Choose

Dear All, Just a bit of Fun, since I'm Still 'up' at 1:30am...... How far can you 'walk into' a...
AndrewT profile image

Ok, sorry about my post of Pooh thinking of his stomach rather than piglet, so to put it right here a lovely Pooh and Piglet conversation.

The last one I promise x It was a blistering hot day in the Hundred Acre Wood, and sparks of...
Bazzak profile image
Reading Rabbits

Content on HealthUnlocked does not replace the relationship between you and doctors or other healthcare professionals nor the advice you receive from them.

Never delay seeking advice or dialling emergency services because of something that you have read on HealthUnlocked.