I'm not sure if you have the same thoughts as I.
Not sure they'll be valued, though hard to decry.
I'll give it a go and see what you think.
It'll probably sound like I need a large drink.
I'll try not to sound like an angry old man.
Meldrew was famous; I'm not a big fan.
This is my chance so I'd better not blow it.
It'll open the door to rebuke, don't I know it.
I honestly feel as years pass on by,
it's futile to moan , though I really should try.
Failures so public, they act like a fetter.
Given the chance I know I could do better.
Airing mistakes should be done with some humour.
But false protestations can grow like a tumour.
However it's true that I really believe,
some public behaviour's beyond our reprieve.
So there, now I've said it, I hope you'll agree
it's hard to expose such things without glee.
I'm glad that at last I've unburdened my chest.
I'll sleep so much better I've laid them to rest.