Greetings All
Just a quick one from Benjamin Mansions in sunny WSM after much preparation and planning for tomorrow's Big Day in London.
Ok, all's set: stretched Limo fuelled-up, 'Security' briefed and in place, Paparazzi foiled, and heavily disguised as John Major to preserve anonymity. But that's enough about Tedski's travel plans.
As for me? I'll be arriving surreptitiously on the humble train with my sandwiches carefully prepared (ok, in my excitement I'll probably have scoffed them by the time I reach Bristol).
A little bird told me that there will be bunch of You Lot loitering outside posh Fortnum & Masons before the Big Event, with intent to cause assorted Mischief including 'Flashing'. OMG, what am I letting myself in for - not to mention the Old Bill?
All I can say is: Have Fun tomorrow - but PLEASE DON'T GET US ALL CHUCKED OUT. I have a Reputation to maintain - and The Aunties too. But as for what sort of Reputation, I'll leave that for you to decide.. 
Looking forward to an enjoyable day for all of Us PMR and GCA Lot.
'Uncle' MB 
p.s. No silly jokes about Dribbling, sucking Werther's Originals, Slippers or shuffling Old Geezers please or I'll, er.. well.. er. Ohh, I've lost the plot. Can I get back to you on that one..?
