Parkers New Game

[Estellemac]

Ta Da it's a paint stirrer tool.

Not an African Wldebeest Comb as I first thought.

[DorsetLady PMRGCAuk volunteer]

Wow!

you do lead an exciting life! No wonder you need a lie down in the heat of the day.

Strangely enough I developed a bit of an aversion to DIY etc after my darling hubby almost killed me with a hammer when constructing a chicken run in the garden!

Surprisingly enough I stayed married to him! Although I never let him forget it!

[Estellemac in reply to DorsetLady]

Those attempts when I was working were seen as Death In Service Benefits my so husband could live well after my passing. Well planned to look like accidents. Not only in the home I may add.

[HeronNS]

Haha, should have figured that out from the traces of paint!

[Estellemac in reply to HeronNS]

I get a bloke to do my decorating so I would never have guessed.

[SheffieldJane]

So it wasn't a large nit comb then?

[Estellemac in reply to SheffieldJane]

Multi tool so could be. However if you have nits that size I think you need to see someone who specialises in Alien Invasion?

[SheffieldJane in reply to Estellemac]

Who knows with steroids?

[Estellemac in reply to SheffieldJane]

Of course! The nits absorbs the steroids mutate in to a new species and get in to the eco system. I might write a book on that for SYFY channel. They have Sharknado you theory is much more credible.

[SheffieldJane in reply to Estellemac]

😂

[Estellemac in reply to SheffieldJane]

Last one on this honest.

My new film title for SYFY Channel.

PREDNITALONE

Invasion of the Giant Head Lice

[SheffieldJane in reply to Estellemac]

Good one! 👏

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Your Parker stories are v v funny and you are an expert story teller. Thanks they really make me laugh.

[Lizwillis]

Love your " Parker" stories! Like many others have a good giggle and read them out to my other half.....we do have a good chuckle. Your lovely "Parker" is good for all of us, and it seems he knows exactly how to cheer up his Lady P. Please tell him he is much appreciated and look forward to the next story.

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every time the advert with Parker and mi'lady comes on tv I have a good laugh. It's a gift that keeps giving!😂